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I was noticing a distinct lack of threads for IRC quotes, and I needed to post this somewhere for posterity

 

Remember to use [code] tags, and edit out timestamps unless they're important.

 

I have a super power
i have a wireless dollar store mouse
who's the real winner?

 

Also it took a surprising amount of effort to get the [code] tag to not start code. Had to encase it in tags like this ][co[/size][size=medium]de][/size]

I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc

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Also, isn't this sort of show like friendporn for lonely otaku?
Normals watch action movies because that's not something they experience on a daily basis.
The lonely and introspective watch groups of friends be friends because it's not something that is part of their everyday experience.
Seeing people go outside is like VIOLENT ACTION for an otaku neet.
<+TulpTweak> Now I'm imagining a NEET walking out of their house, breathing heavily as they reach the sidewalk. "Hell yeah! So intense!"

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http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/610JYzi69lL._SL1500_.jpg
DietCoke: what?
what
Why did you randomly link a picture of a keytar?
why not
that's the actual name?
ofc you filthy motherfucker
holy shit that's so fucking stupid
it is
What? But it makes sense
but
What else are you going to call it?
it makes too much sense
it just doesn't have good mouth-feel
yeah
sure it does
just put the emphasis on key
it would have to be something more fitting, and mouthfeely
fine then, what's your reccomendation?
whenever i say the word it feels like i just sucked the dicks of a baker's dozen clones of Giorgio Moroder
i'm not being paid embarrassingly low amounts of money to come up with a name

 

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[22:36]  http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/610JYzi69lL._SL1500_.jpg
[22:38]  nevermind, they don't make yellow jackets that would look decent
[22:38]  i'd have to settle with safety jackets
[22:38]  DietCoke: what?
[22:38]  what
[22:39]  i pride myself in being mediocre at FPS games
[22:39]  good on ya
[22:39]  Why did you randomly link a picture of a keytar?
[22:39]  why not
[22:40]  that's the actual name?
[22:40]  Donlad: I have no idea
[22:40]  ofc you filthy motherfucker
[22:40]  holy shit that's so fucking stupid
[22:40]  it is
[22:41]  What? But it makes sense
[22:41]  but
[22:41]  What else are you going to call it?
[22:41]  it makes too much sense
[22:41]  it just doesn't have good mouth-feel
[22:41]  yeah
[22:41]  sure it does
[22:41]  just put the emphasis on key
[22:41]  it would have to be something more fitting, and mouthfeely
[22:42]  fine then, what's your reccomendation?
[22:42]  whenever i say the word it feels like i just sucked the dicks of a baker's dozen clones of Giorgio Moroder
[22:42]  i'm not being paid embarrassingly low amounts of money to come up with a name

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This is better out of context

 

emotional bonds with nails transcend reality

I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc

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  • 4 weeks later...
Guest Anonymous

[21:13:07]  I didn't even know they made sparkly duct tape until I saw it on the store shelf
[21:13:19]  and I was like "OH SPARKLY DUCT TAPE!"
[21:13:27]  and then Davie had to buy it for me
[21:13:52]  I should post photos
[21:16:16]  {Put it on davie's butt}
[21:18:06] <&Kiah> I notice that conversations always lead to butts when Melian is around, for some reason
[21:20:02]  Suspicious to say the least <_<
[21:20:16]  She loves the butt
[21:20:20] <&Kiah> I really don't know what to eat
[21:20:23]  http://melianofmist.deviantart.com/art/Melian-s-Sparkly-Duct-Tape-559712232?ga_submit_new=10%253A1442020797
[21:20:26]  eee!
[21:20:31]  my sparkly duct tape!
[21:20:52]  http://img02.deviantart.net/7252/i/2015/254/9/4/melian_s_sparkly_duct_tape_by_melianofmist-d998kq0.jpg
[21:21:02]  second link for those who cant access DA
[21:21:15]  any suggestions on where I can stick it?
[21:21:57]  On yourself or on a thing?
[21:22:01] <&Kiah> I have one idea

 

Fixed format ~Kiahdaj

 

Melian's sparkly duct tape: Melian's Sparkly Duct Tape

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  • 2 years later...
 "I was like "duh lets die life has no meaning" but my tulpa was like "yo have you heart JayZ tho" and I was like "WOOOOAH there's a new album?" and she was like "no but gotcha you dont wanna die anymore amirite" holy crap I can't believe I got TRICKED BY MY OWN TULPA

I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc

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