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Wish granted, your laptop is now forever glued to your lap.
I wish I ruled the world
Tulpa: Adryan Form: Anthro wolf-ish Stage: *sighs loudly*
Age: Looks 17, is actually 1 1/2
“Human beings can always be relied on to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid”
-Dean Koontz
“In the end, I worry that my arrogance shall destroy us all”
-Brandon Sanderson
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You ruled the world. Past tense. You don't remember a thing about what happened and quite a bit of people are unhappy.
I wish the ride would finally end.
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The ride ends. And by 'ride' I mean track. You are thrown off the ride and die.
I wish for a world where nobody hates anyone else.
"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"
Shameless self promotion!
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nobody hates anyone else. you switch on the tv and realise how boring you have made the world.
I wish Flexionsensor would stop falling down stairs.
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Flexionsensor stops falling down the stairs. Now he is falling up the stairs.
I wish that i was the luckiest person in the world.
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Your luck makes life asinine. You kill yourself in boredom.
I wish everything was everything.
"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"
Shameless self promotion!
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Fine, but you orgasm out all of your internal organs and die. Happily.
I wish I had a never ending bag of bacon.
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It rots. You now have a never ending bag of rotten bacon.
I wish everyone was content.
"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"
Shameless self promotion!
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Now that everyone is content, no one feels the need to change or improve the status-quo. As a result, the world decays and all life ends as we know it.
I wish I was best friends with zombie-Hitler.
My Tulpa
(05-11-2013, 04:15 AM)Flexionsensor Wrote: And then it cuts to a scene where you're sitting in a padded cell.
