[Game] Break-a-wish

[Kaz with a K]

Wish granted, your laptop is now forever glued to your lap.

I wish I ruled the world

[Chen]

You ruled the world. Past tense. You don't remember a thing about what happened and quite a bit of people are unhappy.

I wish the ride would finally end.

[Flexionsensor]

The ride ends. And by 'ride' I mean track. You are thrown off the ride and die.

I wish for a world where nobody hates anyone else.

[UnknownCraos]

nobody hates anyone else. you switch on the tv and realise how boring you have made the world.

I wish Flexionsensor would stop falling down stairs.

[Neon]

Flexionsensor stops falling down the stairs. Now he is falling up the stairs.

I wish that i was the luckiest person in the world.

[Flexionsensor]

Your luck makes life asinine. You kill yourself in boredom.

I wish everything was everything.

[NottNott]

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[Chen]

Fine, but you orgasm out all of your internal organs and die. Happily.

I wish I had a never ending bag of bacon.

[Flexionsensor]

It rots. You now have a never ending bag of rotten bacon.

I wish everyone was content.

[imahaxor]

Now that everyone is content, no one feels the need to change or improve the status-quo. As a result, the world decays and all life ends as we know it.

I wish I was best friends with zombie-Hitler.