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RE: Last person to post with a sentence longer than the previous poster WINS!
(07-02-2017, 11:05 PM)Naturegirl1999 Wrote: "Great, now I need a way to get more than fifty five words in a single, long, coherent string of letters, how am I going to do that, you ask, then you get a reply that fifty six minus forty minus some other number equaling the answer to the reply you get word count, oh look, this is losing coherency, or sense, is it possible for a sentence to lose sense and still be a sentence, or is it then a tense?"

And grammar has gone out the window. This game has a time limit.. When we reach what could be the end, the post size limit - which is huge mind you, and probably will never get there - will people be allowed to write effectively the same thing but with one more word by replacing a long one with smaller ones? Because that just sounds annoying. Would be better if everyone were just a fair sport and didn't specifically choose to end the thread.

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"This is gonna be a long thread, how many words do i need to win, how many hours will i have to spend writing sentences, this could take time, so much time that I could write a book here, a small one, but a book nonetheless, a book about when this is going to end ,when it's hard to write a giant sentence, so hard that you'll run out of words, when you get to the point where it's impossible to write something which makes any sense at all, you start to get crazy, when you will become insane, it would be the best book ever."

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07-03-2017, 12:34 AM
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"The post sentence has one hundred and five words, oh how long I will spend typing this sentence which must have more than one hundred and five words in the sentence that I am now currently presently writing now, I need to lengthen this post that must exceed and go over one hundred and five words, yes you are right, grammar has left the building and this post shall exceed the previous post by at least one word, I will not be able to count this so I will count the lines or something, maybe it would be good if there was a word counter in or on the post, how will I be able to do this, how will will I be able to do this, one hundred and five, one hundred and six, one hundred and seven, one hundred and eight, how many words did I type, I do not know, but I will take the time and then tell you how many words I have, I have two hundred and five give or take"
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"My friend, I suggest you to give up, I will win this game, I'm going to write a sentences so long that your eyes are going to pop out of your head after so many words, so many lines, so many characters that I'm going to get obsessed with long sentences, I will never stop writing, I'm going to get sleep deprived, get bad grades at school, get fired from my job, but rest assured that i will never stop, I can't stop, after this thread, I will be remembered as the crazy guy who chose to write the longest sentence he could, I will be remembered forever in the future, I will be in every history book, I will be rich and famous, and when I reach that point, I won't stop, I will keep writing, I will make the world a better place with my giant sentence, I will end world hunger, end poverty, end capitalism, end socialism, and really make a difference, I will be forever in your head as the guy who won't stop, who can't stop, who is crazy enough to write a two hundred and something sentence, just for the sake of winning a forum game, I will be in every dream of humanity from now on, I will be the role model for children all around the world, I will be the Creator of something magnificent, something so beautiful and sexy in a way that your mind can't understand, i will win this game no matter what happens, the only thing that matters is winning, nothing more is important, life is meaningless."

This is not meant to insult anyone, I just needed something to write about.

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07-03-2017, 01:48 AM
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"Sorry to be rude, but I have already won, as I have already flunked school for more time to study electronic music production, game design, and programming, and I have also refused to get a job to give myself more time to develop those skills, also I have gone multiple days without sleep without even feeling the urge to sleep, and I am also determined, so I will win this game, even though some would think that it is lame, because I was the one who created it; I will not be remembered, nobody will care, but I will win, rest assured, you are going to lose quite badly, because even if we do hit the length limit of these posts, I have found a loophole, where I type everything and take multiple screenshots, and post those images onto here, and you will eventually have to accept your defeat, because I am the undefeated champion of wasting time, as you are reading now, I will win, and it will hurt, your shame will follow you around for life, as for each and every post you make, you simply cause all of us to waste even more time, which may eventually lead to the doom and destruction of all of us, including the lack of a job, a family, a purpose, or any other important things that you have prohibited, simply by hoping you will win a simple forum game, meant to waste all our time so we get nothing done, but in a way that seems fun and harmless, just like all the other dangers in the world, this being only one which you will experience, and it will hurt, because you will spend hours and hours post after post spending more and more time, just to lose in the end, with no point whatsoever to your previous work, which I will undo, simply because of my determination and stupidity, that I will use to burn my time and make you suffer the defeat of this seemingly harmless but in reality treacherous forum game, that will slowly undo the lives of you, me, and all of us, until we are thrown into an endless pit of despair and endless typing and woe, just for the hope that we will eventually win this simple forum game, which was actually a trap that even me myself have fallen for, but regardless of the truth I will defeat you, and there is absolutely nothing you can ever ever do about that, is there, 1369?

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The quotation mark in the end is Missing.

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Post with a sentence, more like post without periods.

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07-03-2017, 03:32 AM
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"I am quite sure that you will lose, and realize the fact that you can't defeat me, i am genuinely crazy, I won't stop, all of your threats are meaningless like my life, it doesn't affect me, I will win this game, I will make the longest sentence ever written because of this, I will make you feel ashamed by your little group of words, i will appear on your mind as the worst nightmare you could ever had, I will be forever on your side making you remember this, I will never let you forget what is happening in this moment, you will lose and there is nothing you can do about it, every single time you try to make a longer sentence, I will make a bigger one, I will be your nemesis, fighting forever one against each other in a equilibrium, canceling our own actions every time, and when you realize how much time have you wasted, you will stop, and I will have won, in this game I can't lose, I won't lose,  every single thing that I do, is just because I'm bored, and this sentence basically nullify the boredom, makes me feel interested in something other than nothing, it is a way to escape reality and enter a imaginary world of giant sentences, is a way to fell asleep, is a good way to feel ok, you are just wasting your own time, thinking that you can create a game and just win, I have a giant amount of free time too, and I will never give up, I will never stop, but the most important thing is the fact that I am unstoppable, unless I die, I won't stop, I will feel pleasure every time I write sentence bigger than yours, you life will be diminished to writing sentences, if I fall to a pit, I will bring you down with me, I can be worst than you can ever imagine, I can do this for as long as I want, I will never stop, I will keep writing to the moment of my death, I will sacrifice every little thing about my humanity just for making a sentence with more words, I will become a monk, who it's whole life was focused on writing a sentence, and you my friend, as you said, will be forever forgotten in your own memory with nothing more to do, i on the other side, will be rich and famous, changing the future to a better one, focused on sentences, focused on the enlightenment of everyone, a future where peace is possible, were you can be happy knowing the fact that you cannot win this game, a future were life is good and sentences are written all the Time, sentences are the only thing that will matter when in a revolutionary act, I change the world, all of the people will study about it, will learn how to do it, but rest assured that no one is better than me in the matter of writing sentences as a waste of time, I can write so much that they will consider me a God amongst humans, I will be praised, and as time passes people will realize that waste of time, is just a waste of time, it's not productive by any means, when this happens, another revolution begins to take place, the productivity revolution, humanity will create money again, someone will create socialism too, and the human kind will get back tothe same boring old stuff that it was used to, but at least I would have left a mark in the history."

Weird how this sentence turned out but it is ok I guess.
 
I'm enjoying this, it's quite an effective way to learn more about English.

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This thread is essentially "Make long posts, replacing periods with commas". Grammatical correctness went out the window by the end of the first page. The last several posts are rife with comma splices.
Also, semicolons are kind of cheating, too (and not strictly correct).

"If this can be avoided, it should. If it can't, then it would be better if it could be. If it happened and you're thinking back to it, try and think back further. Try not to avoid it with your mind. If any of this is possible, it may be helpful. If not, it won't be."
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/qhûl-lyai’svukšei’arpîptó’ks
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