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Merry F*CKING CHRISTMAS (Or whatever you celebrate)
#21
Aww, I was hoping for a santa hat.
Girrafula Cluas.

Anyway, I will use it later. I still think November is too soon.
"If this can be avoided, it should. If it can't, then it would be better if it could be. If it happened and you're thinking back to it, try and think back further. Try not to avoid it with your mind. If any of this is possible, it may be helpful. If not, it won't be."
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#22
I better get active on here again xD I'll shoot up a christmas Avatar in a bit (Gotta do some rad photoshopping business)
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#23
Should I get my tupper a gift? Being new to this, I have no f*cking clue.
"Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033
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Now now everyone.
Let us all hold hands and feel the Christmas spirit! :)







And then let us be mesmerized by the Christmas spirit within us, festering inside of our blood, altering our very morality. This is only phase 1 of Christmas spirit.

Then, every time we look in the mirror, the Christmas spirit will penetrate the depths of our occipital lobe causing us to see a version of ourselves with an endless smile and soulless stare. Our reflection will never change and we will eventually be absorbed by it, and replaced by its nature. Our very soul will be replaced by this spirit of happiness. The spirit of happiness will have no understanding of life upon destroying our conscious mind, so it will go to the more primitive areas of the brain to learn what causes happiness. It will find dominance and triumph, and jealousy first. Our bodies, possessed by the Christmas spirit, will then begin to viciously murder our relatives, and all people above us on the social ladder in... happy ways. Instead of using shanks or blades, Christmas spirit uses sharpened candy canes. Christmas spirit only knows happiness.


Not the happiness of others.


Phase 2: Christmas spirit has murdered all of our co-workers, relatives and our employers. Our soulless bodies, which wreak of peppermint and blood, are merely shriveled up and starved walking corpses at this stage. Christmas spirit has produced a state of peace for itself by killing off all competition.


Phase 3: Christmas spirit dominated the social ladder, but now it feels incomplete. It needs to dominate the world's social ladder. Christmas spirit multiplies itself through telepathy. The only people who aren't possessed are those who don't celebrate Christmas. But Christmas spirit convenes with all of its possessed followers and plots the genocide of all other human beings who live in ignorance of the Christmas spirit. Countries who hated each other unite for the first time to fight off a common threat. Planes with candy canes painted on them bomb cities with napalm eggnog. Women, children, babies, nobody is safe from the wrath of Christmas spirit, or the ever-burning chemical fire of happiness. The world falls into pieces. Economies collapse, as the Christmas spirit conquers all. Humanity is completely wiped out.

But Christmas spirit repopulates the Earth, burning the corpses of the previous species of human who inhabited it. And the world lives in happiness for all of eternity. Christmas spirit needs nothing for sustenance, nor does it need earthly things. Animals around the world are saved, and poaching ends completely. Millions of Christmas trees sprout from the ground in even the most desolate of places, increasing the oxygen levels of the atmosphere. The Christmas spirit wants animals to be happy, and all other Christmas spirit possessed humanoids, so they all work together to rid the ocean of all plastic and waste left behind by humans. Christmas spirit then sends all of Earth's thousands of nuclear bombs to Jupiter, which only cause a tiny scratch on the surface of the planet. Animals who were once endangered repopulate their habitats that are no longer being torn down by humans. Fossil fuels are no longer burnt for fuel, because Christmas spirit uses only happiness as fuel.


Everyday becomes Christmas, and Christmas becomes a culture for all people possessed by the spirit. War, crime, and disease become things of the past, as everyone smiles and gives each other gifts.
"Sanity is the playground of the unimaginative."

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#25
.......I like you
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#26
Thanks. I like you too.
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#27
(11-03-2014, 03:29 PM)Cinemaphobe Wrote: Christmas spirit then sends all of Earth's thousands of nuclear bombs to Jupiter, which only cause a tiny scratch on the surface of the planet.
Nice, but Jupiter doesn't have a solid surface...
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#28
I am confused to say in the least. It appears people celebrate Christmas in... different ways.
"Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033
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#29
Oh yeah. Everyone has their own traditions and some are way weirder than others.
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(11-03-2014, 06:27 PM)Leaf Wrote: Nice, but Jupiter doesn't have a solid surface...

While I commend your efforts to desecrate the holiness of Christmas spirit, I regret to inform you that the nuclear bombs wouldn't need to hit the surface of Jupiter to explode. The gaseous atmosphere would ignite the bombs long before they even dream of hitting the surface. Jupiter's gravitational pull has protected Earth from meteors large enough to wipe out all life on this planet since Earth was merely a little baby. There is video evidence from a telescope of meteors exploding in Jupiter's atmosphere that were originally headed for Earth. The impacts caused a little scar on the planet that was the size of one hundred Earths or something like that, but the freckle of a scar didn't last because the surface isn't solid of course, so we are both right. Scientists filmed it in 1991 if my memory is correct, and the meteors were supposed to wipe us out, but as usual, Jupiter saved the day.


EDIT: Yes people celebrate Christmas in weird ways Smile
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