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(10-25-2013, 03:06 AM)MegaBusta Wrote: How much $$$ to smoke what you smoke?
wow glorious virtue doesn't cost money kinda rude :/
reported for racism :/
and discrimination :/
ummmmmmmmm k kinda intolerant in the year 2013 no??
don't be a creep -.-
(i use speed :3)
tell the rapper what i'm gonna do with all this money
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"Gluck Gluck Gluck Gluck" is the response we should be looking for then?
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(10-31-2013, 03:51 AM)Linkzelda Wrote: "Gluck Gluck Gluck Gluck" is the response we should be looking for then?

That depends, what on earth do you mean by that?
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(10-31-2013, 04:19 AM)Xeare Wrote: I think that's LZ's onomatopoeia for sex noises.
That or LZ fucks chickens.
Or both.

Gluck gluck gluck gluck should not be mistaken with cluck cluck cluck cluck.
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Cute.
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I am Norovyn Altankhuyag.
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11:22    GeneralError    I have a bit of a dilemma. My tulpas want me to go play games and muck around with them, but I just can't get into it.
11:22    LDiabolo    omg this is on-topic -> to .info with that crap
11:23    GeneralError    I construed off-topic to mean we could talk about whatever we wish. My apologies.
11:23    LDiabolo    I wasn't being really serious
11:23    GeneralError    Neither was I.
11:23    GeneralError    Sarcasm, man.
11:24    JD1215    GeneralError: Here's what you gotta do
11:24    JD1215    You need a solution of 5 parts blood and one part vinegar.
11:24    JD1215    Ideally this should fill a small bucket.
11:25    JD1215    Then you need black chalk and draw a triangle transcribed in a circle about 6 feet wide
11:25    JD1215    sit in the middle of the circle with your tulpas at each point of the triangle
11:26    Norkkom    Make sure the blood is fresh.
11:26    JD1215    then poor the blood vinegar solution on yourself while saying "I ACCEPT TULPAS AS EARTH'S ALMIGHTY SAVIORS"
11:26    LDiabolo    pour*
11:26    JD1215    You will then be ready for the Great Possession.
11:27    JD1215    Also the blood cannot be horse blood
11:27    GeneralError    But I was serious about wanting to join them in their fun.
11:27    JD1215    because horses are too big and Satan is really tired of all the horses
11:27    LDiabolo    >the blood cannot be horse blood
11:27    LDiabolo    ponies are okay though
11:27    JD1215    This is fun though.
11:27    GeneralError    Not instructions for a satanic ritual.
11:27    JD1215    We're having fun.
11:27    JD1215    It's not satanic. This is the only way to prove that tulpas are real.
11:27        LDiabolo can confirm
11:27    LDiabolo    what
11:28    Norkkom    It just /happens/ to involve Satan
11:28    LDiabolo    not satanic? o.o
11:28    LDiabolo    this is not a satanic cult?
11:28    LDiabolo    what the fuck, I need to chance my name
11:28    Norkkom    Nope, he just helps out
11:28    JD1215    Satan is just part of the sidelines.
11:28    JD1215    Satan worships tulpas.
11:28        *** LDiabolo is now known as LTulper
11:28    JD1215    He's part of the covenant just like the rest of us.
11:28    JD1215    Our true leaders are the tulpas.
11:28    Norkkom    It's true.
11:29    JD1215    By accepting tulpas you receive their blessing for the Great Possession
11:29    JD1215    the turning point of mankind
11:29        GeneralError irritated sigh
11:30    JD1215    where all who do not accept tulpas will be removed from this universe forever
11:30    JD1215    and all that will be left is tulpas
11:30    JD1215    The whole world is tulpas.
11:30    Norkkom    the earth is a tulpa
11:31    Norkkom    we are tulpas of the tulpa hence "Mother" Nature
11:31    Norkkom    cum at me fagets
11:31    SkyeWint    What.
11:31    Norkkom    fite me
11:31    LTulper    even Skye is a tulper
11:31    JD1215    And for $59.99 a month you can join the ranks of the Arch-Hosts, those who transcend the average tulpamancer.
11:31    JD1215    We will be accepted in the afterlife to become tulpas.
11:31    Norkkom    Don't delay, buy today!
11:32    SkyeWint    >We will be accepted in the afterlife to become tulpas.
11:32    SkyeWint    So that's where tulpas come from
11:32        *** LTulper is now known as LD14b0l0
11:32        *** LD14b0l0 is now known as LDiabolo
11:32    Norkkom    If this were worded more professionally and we had good spokespeople we could become a legit cult
11:32    SkyeWint    god no
11:32    SkyeWint    brb
11:32    JD1215    God no
11:32    JD1215    Tulpas yes.
11:32    Norkkom    hahaha
11:32    LDiabolo    nailed it
11:32    Norkkom    yes
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