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#1
God, you always have to like pay attention to them and they always wanna do stuff and mine are always so goddamn happy and wholesome it just pisses me off.

So today, after aproximately 5.7 seconds of deliberation, I have killed both my tulpas. Lots of stress off my shoulders. don't have to worry about someone finding out my horrible secret, and I won't be thrown into an insane asylum if I do. And I can finally, finally go back to eating whatever I want, never exercising, and completely destroying my body. I look forward to never thinking about the future ever again. My mind feels free and clear, and I can finally wallow in my lonliness by myself for fucks sake.

I highly reccomend everyone kill their tulpas, 5/7 on the Rick Tor Scale. This guide was very helpful for how to kill a tulpa.

Please note: The current date and time in New Zealand is Saturday, April 1st 2017 11:23 AM



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#2
you ain't a kiwi save it for tomorrow
Hi I'm one of Lumi's tulpas! I like rain and dancing and dancing in the rain and if there's frogs there too that's bonus points.
All of my posts should be read at a hundred miles per hour because that's probably how they were written
Please talk to me https://community.tulpa.info/thread-ask-lumi-s-tulpas
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#3
I beg to differ.

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#4
Do you live in new zealand?
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#5
no he's US
Hi I'm one of Lumi's tulpas! I like rain and dancing and dancing in the rain and if there's frogs there too that's bonus points.
All of my posts should be read at a hundred miles per hour because that's probably how they were written
Please talk to me https://community.tulpa.info/thread-ask-lumi-s-tulpas
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#6
I always figured based on Riker's accent.
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#7
You're only supposed to kill tups if they disagree with your opinions.
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#8
I remember the first time I met a tulpa. I knew from day one they were evil, horrible pieces of work. They were hell in the war. All we wanted was peace, but no. Those tulpas just wouldn't let up. So much fighting, so much death- I lost my leg to a toaster tulpa. My leg.


If you suffer from tulpas, dissipate immediately or call the emergency tulpa dissipation line at 999-999-9999. We can save you from your misery- it's only a dial away.
If I had a nickel for every time someone called me gay... It'd go to my host because I don't care enough to collect it.
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#9
Alas, My host has grown tired of me and is coming after me with the kitchen knife. I have held her off with the frying pan so far. What do I do now?
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#10
make a jackie-chan tulpa
Hi I'm one of Lumi's tulpas! I like rain and dancing and dancing in the rain and if there's frogs there too that's bonus points.
All of my posts should be read at a hundred miles per hour because that's probably how they were written
Please talk to me https://community.tulpa.info/thread-ask-lumi-s-tulpas
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