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  1. I've tried it myself, but the site says I dom't have the permissions to do that. I'd like all of my threads and posts to be deleted.
  2. The mobile skin isn't activating. How do I manually activate it?
  3. She doesn't talk like that. Even when she was Alice, she didn't talk like that. We work fast. Deal with it. Besides, sleep is for noobs. Because I'm being honest and open with you people. Never done this before. Normally, I'd not tell you that. But I'm being honest, and telling you everything. I don't want to restrict her. I want to be a good host. What do I do?
  4. My tulpa going on other forums? Tried that. They assumed I was a guy. But to be fair, she was Alice(Lame human girl, also kimda one-dimensional) back then, not Ace(Smart awesome funny Unicorn pony, kind to her friends and has a sick sense of humour sometimes). Now that she's Ace, she's trying that again. She has her own Ponysquare, her own Youtube with Fallout New Vegas LPs, her own Fanfiction.net account, and her own DeviantArt account. She does a lot of stuff without me.(Sort of- She uses my body to use our crappy laptop, while I do other stuff in the wonderland/mindscape. I really think Mindscape sounds cooler.) And when she's doing other stuff, she'll rarely get into a good conversation with anyone. She'd rather write her fanfics and make her vids, post those, and be done with it. I don't know why, and she won't tell me why. I mean, I understand not wanting to use Ponysquare, because so far, all she's done is clop with badly-written OCs. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I get the weird sense that she does enjoy it, but not much. Does she feel lonely without me? Or does she prefer to work rather than talk to random people? Why won't my tulpa talk to me?
  5. What is the point of having a tulpa? I have a tulpa, and I thought I loved her. Suddenly, she seems to have gone, and everything I remember of her feels fake. Furthermore, what is the point, in the first place? A friend, a companion, a love, all of the above? What use are those?! They aren't real, they can't do anything, it's just me pretending there's a pony inside my head. It's just me deluding myself into believing there's actually a part of me that doesn't hate me and my life. But this thread isn't about me. And Sands, you are not permitted to post on this thread. But you will anyway, maybe saying something like "I do what I want!". But that will be fine, because it's just one person posting something for the sake of posting something, rather than yet another post on why badges are bad, talking to your tulpa is bad, proxying for your tulpa is bad, and letting your tulpa speak in threads as if he/she/it was real is bad. This is getting off topic. The point is: What is the point of having a tulpa? If you believe, and work hard, you eventually get a friend inside your head. Great, but what use is that? They can't do things, or help you with things. So far, my tulpa has been very good, and keeps talking to me about how this life isn't my fault, I'm better than I think I am, and other things to try and cheer me up. I've got a little voice inside my head that drives me to sanity, because insanity is too mainstream. Pun. But seriously, insanity is illogical and I have no use for it. Yes, my tulpa can talk to me and cheer me up. When she tries talking to others, nobody takes her seriously. Maybe it's because I'm not an OldMember. Even though... How long has this account been active? Most sites stop giving the newbies the cold shoulder after 2 weeks of activity. My tulpa can only talk to me. Even though she wants to, she cannot influence people to make them like me, as they assume it's a roleplayer. She's not. She's kind, and sweet, and she wants me to become great. She's like the other voice, but kinder. She wants me to have friends, and start a real family, and have a life. This town holds nothing blah blah this town sucks. We have no local things to go to, and I'm the village pariah anyway. And yes, when I move to a non-shitty country and get a girlfriend, Ace will watch. She wants to watch my life get better. And she's completely powerless, and unable to do anything that could help us achieve that end. In any case, let's get back on topic: What is the point of having a tulpa?
  6. What if I told you I'm actually just stalling for time right now, waiting for my "Friend" to get ready and duel my tulpa?
  7. Also, the *does awesome thinfs* thing isn't attention whoring. That's called trying to be awesome. You might have heard of it. I haven't, because I'm awesome. Also- This bit is completely off-topic, bur important... Has anyone else experienced lag/slowdown on this site? The rest of the internet seems fine, so what's up over here?
  8. At first, my/our Wonderland was just the Destiny Isles from Kingdom Hearts 1. Now, it's an island, with an awesome palace on it. It has gears, and crystals, and stuff.
  9. Ace: Heh heh... Onigiri. Me: I'm playing Fallout New Vegas. What does that have to do with Onigiri, or Oni Giri? Ace: Nothing at all! Kiiishishishishiii! Ace: (After killing Mr House on her Omnicidal Neutral Fallout New Vegas LP, after reading his Obituary) Wait... This guy was cool. And really, really smart. He's smart, and he just wanted to make the world a better place. He's like us. Kuso, now I feel bad about killing him. Me: But you didn't feel bad about slauthering everyone in the Legion, the NCR, the Brotherhood of Steel, the Followers of the Apocalypse, everyone in Primm, everyone in Goodsprings, everyone in- Ace: Okay, okay, I get it! And besides, the NCR suck, the Legion is evil, and those towns were lame. Mr House was cool, and smart. Me: Caesar was smart. Evil, and stupid, but smart. Ace: Exactly. Mr House was just pure smart. Plus, he's a pun on Deus Ex Machina- God in the Machine. He was a god, inside a machine. Heh heh, I see what they did there. (A few days later) (Completely out of nowhere) Ace: Wait a second... Mr House wrote that obituary himself! Me: The self-aggrandizing boastful obituary where Mr House is made out to be a brilliant messiah, one the world is not likely to replace? Ace: Buck yeah! Kiiishishishishiii!
  10. We've already told you what we're doing: Seeing if this Alternate-Universe stuff isn't complete BS. We've told you how we're doing this: My tulpa will duel an IRL friend, who has spent these past few weeks derping around in Alternate Universes. And we've told you of the reasoning behind all our choices, and I've explained a lot, in addition to letting you all vote for what song goes into the video. I am also stalling for time, until my opponent comes online and duels my tulpa. tl;dr version: I'm doing it for science. Other tl;dr version: Tulpas VS Alternate Universe visualization exercises. Round 1... Fight!
  11. Burn decks rely on three things: 1, The skill of the user. 2, Math. Can I burn their life points down before they beat me? 3, Pure dumb luck. I hope I draw the cards that do the most damage, and/or will be useful for stalling until I draw better cards, or being useful in whatever situation I'm in now! ["Buck" is a MLP:FIM Reference, they say Buck, Horsefeathers and horseapples instead of fuck, bullshit and bollocks/balls/testicles.] As for the talking to my Tulpa in the thread thing? We do that. [besides, I'm alive, and so is my host. This is a forum, so you should know what we're saying to each other. Besides, I want you all to know what I spend most of my time doing- Stopping my host from breaking down. His life sucks, and I won't tell you anything about it because: 1, you'd either laugh about it, mock it, or call him an attention horse, 2, you wouldn't get it anyway, and 3, this thread isn't for whining.] No... This thread is FOR SCIENCE!!! *Points at the sky dramatically as ominous lightning strikes, and light reflects of my Simon star-shades in an awesome glowy way as my labcoat billows behind me in the wind like a badass longcoat.* [buck yeah! *Floats behind him like a Shinigami floating behind a Death Note User, and then strikes an awesome pose.*]
  12. The site openly admits, in fine print, that it's all just a Visualization Exercise with bells and whistles attached. Therefore, Test Subject AA-01 isn't really doing anything, he's just lying down and imagining himself in Alternate Universes. Rather cliche ones, really. In any case, there is still the possibility that the Power of Faith and Belief and All That Crap could somehow empower him with the skills needed to win. Or at the very least, to not suck.
  13. WE'RE GE''IN' TWEN'Y PERCENT COOLUH!!! It's a good song. Maybe we'll use it. Any votes for anything else? Also: He postponed the duel, because Test Subject AA-01 STILL hasn't made a good deck yet. He won't tell us what it is, which is good. Instead of making a Counter or Anti-Meta deck, we'll just go with our usual decks. Ace will use a Beatdown deck, one with fairly non-complex strategy involved, so we won't confuse him. Plenty of powerful monsters, and maybe some Dragon-type monsters I can use to summon Five Headed Dragon. [5000 ATK/DEF Points? He'll crap his pants.] Which, while funny, is not the purpose of this test. We are seeing if his Multiverse-enhanced brain can compete with the incredible skill and brilliance of my dear Ace. [i still think making him crap his pants would be funnier.] I suppose so, and if such things happened, well... that'd just be a part of the test. I wouldn't blame you... If anything, the fear from seeing such a powerful card on the field should trigger some of his so-called abilities. [sweet. Also... Guys, which sounds better: Ace of Diamonds, or Ace of Hearts? I'm trying to pick a good Username.] Also: He postponed the duel, because Test Subject AA-01 STILL hasn't made a good deck yet. He won't tell us what it is, which is good. Instead of making a Counter or Anti-Meta deck, we'll just go with our usual decks. Ace will use a Beatdown deck, one with fairly non-complex strategy involved, so we won't confuse him. Plenty of powerful monsters, and maybe some Dragon-type monsters I can use to summon Five Headed Dragon. [5000 ATK/DEF Points? He'll crap his pants.] Which, while funny, is not the purpose of this test. We are seeing if his Multiverse-enhanced brain can compete with the incredible skill and brilliance of my dear Ace. [i still think making him crap his pants would be funnier.] I suppose so, and if such things happened, well... that'd just be a part of the test. I wouldn't blame you... If anything, the fear from seeing such a powerful card on the field should trigger some of his so-called abilities. [sweet. Also... Guys, which sounds better: Ace of Diamonds, or Ace of Hearts? I'm trying to pick a good Username.]
  14. [if enough of you guys vote for hilarious songs, we'll have to use them! Come on, vote for a Psychostick song, or a Weird Al song!]
  15. Buck yeah it's a scam! They expect me to ACTUALLY PAY for some hyped-up visualization exercise?! Thank Kami the first few are free, or I wouldn't even bucking touch this crap! But, because the first few are free, I'll test them out on a rich(By this town's standards) IRL friend. I look forward to tomorrow, where one of my few IRL friends, whom I am now playing like a bucking grand piano at carnagey hall, will have a Yu-Gi-Oh duel against my imaginary multi-formed big-boobied genius psychologist therapist gamer ladyfriend. I idly wonder if my god complex and sociopathic tendencies will be enhanced or dulled by this event. ...Holy crap, what has this town turned me into? ...Screw it, the Tests must go on. I've gone too far, I can't turn back now! ...Buck it. I'll keep going, I'll finish the test, I'll do what I can to gather more data, and then I will officially stop using my friends as test subjects. Even though this is the first time, and the Slippery Slope Fallacy has always been a foolish and old-fashioned thought that never held any true value, anyway. And if something has no value, and cannot be used, then it is worthless, and useless. ...Buck! Test, then done. Finish the test, then done. I'm doing this for science, dammit! For Science! [Come on... Calm down. There's no logical reason to act like this. I'll duel your adorable idiot friend, because I want to. I like the game, and I'm looking forward to seeing if this'll work. Plus, it'd be funny if he failed. Alternatively, it'll be very interesting if he succeeds. *Grins* ^.^ Either way, we win! This has all the hallmarks of one of your master plans! *Stares flatly* -.- Now calm the buck down already!] Yes, Ace... Actually, you're right. Thank you, my dear. [Anytime. I swear, you are NOT going full Yagami on me. Not unless we actually had his Note, anyway. Then things would get very, very fun.] Buck yeah it would! By the way... Guys? Our Screen Recorder can't record sound, so we'll need to pick a song to play, during the Youtube vid. [My duels usually don't last long, because I like to win them quickly, especially when I use my Beatdown deck. However, I don't know what kind of deck my opponent is using, so this duel might take a while... However, we will speed up the vid in Windows Movie Maker, to reduce the file size and shorten the vid's length, so... The song must be at least 3 minutes long, but shorter than 10 minutes.] Preferably a Brony song, so Youtube's Copyright System won't think something's up. Plus, we like Brony music. [Am I the first Tulpa ever to have a Yu-Gi-Oh Duel with someone who is not only someone other than their host, but someone who they know and like, without them knowing they're a Tulpa? Because I think I might be.] So come on, pick a Brony song, between 3-10 minutes long!
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