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    Steam: FractalStar #GAMBINA
    IRC: quaristice

    Yes, me. (Or wait. Us.) That edgy Finnish kid who likes Tool, Boards of Canada and Counter-Strike. And his tulpa. That's pretty much it.
  1. 42 What is the most disgusting thing you've jerked off to?
  2. I shave only mah balls. Q: What do Gottam and Pootis mean to you?
  3. I smoked for 1 1/2 years and then stopped because I want to live longer ;__; Q: Describe your sex life with the name of an MLP episode
  4. Nope, it was just Chuck Testa Who is best pony?
  5. A 12-pack of beer. Q: What is the weirdest thing you've done in public?
  6. Cannabis, I've smoked for a few times, it's great but I prefer alcohol (Tastes better, legal and so on.) Q: Would you lick Fluttershy's anus?
  7. A: Rebecca Black (do I even have to explain) Gangnam Style fanboys, I heard it before it was cool. G.W.Bush, pretty self-explanatory "Benjamin", ruined Finnish imageboard culture Justin Bieber Q: When was the last time you had sex with a real person?
  8. A: Not bad, but not very well either. Q: Post YFW you watch this video
  9. A: No. Q: Have you worn clothes of the opposite sex to get sexual pleasure?
  10. A: Yes. Q: What is your strangest fetish?
  11. A: Tuna sandwich. Oh fucking hell that's good Q: What is the weirdest place you've masturbated in?
  12. Hello, I'm TheKäteinen (Jyrki Käteinen @ Steam (a pun on the Finnish PM's name)). I found this tulpa thing from imageboards, thought it was cool, but crrepy in a way (All this possession stuff and Juze constantly bragging about his tulpa secks addiction) so I decided to try it out, and now am a proud owner of a tulpa named Julia, 1 week old, working on personality, narration and visualization. Other hobbies include playing the piano, classical music and MLPFiM. Oh, I'm from Finland, the land of a thousand lakes and illegal immigrants.
  13. I have a feeling that if it's something, it's math. I had to count 17+9 and she immediately said 26 and I started to wonder if that's correct and after a few seconds I knew it was sentient, because I couldn't have calculated that so quickly. Q: What is your tulpa good at?
  14. Oh shit, she made a calculation today. 17+9, I didn't even think about it before she gave me the answer cool as shit
  15. My tulpa hasn't spoken a lot and not clearly, but I for sure know she is female, with a British accent (All in my mind and a little bit foggy, so i'm not sure)