TheKäteinen

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  1. 42 What is the most disgusting thing you've jerked off to?
  2. I shave only mah balls. Q: What do Gottam and Pootis mean to you?
  3. I smoked for 1 1/2 years and then stopped because I want to live longer ;__; Q: Describe your sex life with the name of an MLP episode
  4. Nope, it was just Chuck Testa Who is best pony?
  5. A 12-pack of beer. Q: What is the weirdest thing you've done in public?
  6. Cannabis, I've smoked for a few times, it's great but I prefer alcohol (Tastes better, legal and so on.) Q: Would you lick Fluttershy's anus?
  7. A: Rebecca Black (do I even have to explain) Gangnam Style fanboys, I heard it before it was cool. G.W.Bush, pretty self-explanatory "Benjamin", ruined Finnish imageboard culture Justin Bieber Q: When was the last time you had sex with a real person?
  8. A: Not bad, but not very well either. Q: Post YFW you watch this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z53PyqvkjM
  9. A: No. Q: Have you worn clothes of the opposite sex to get sexual pleasure?
  10. A: Yes. Q: What is your strangest fetish?
  11. A: Tuna sandwich. Oh fucking hell that's good Q: What is the weirdest place you've masturbated in?
  12. Hello, I'm TheKäteinen (Jyrki Käteinen @ Steam (a pun on the Finnish PM's name)). I found this tulpa thing from imageboards, thought it was cool, but crrepy in a way (All this possession stuff and Juze constantly bragging about his tulpa secks addiction) so I decided to try it out, and now am a proud owner of a tulpa named Julia, 1 week old, working on personality, narration and visualization. Other hobbies include playing the piano, classical music and MLPFiM. Oh, I'm from Finland, the land of a thousand lakes and illegal immigrants.
  13. I have a feeling that if it's something, it's math. I had to count 17+9 and she immediately said 26 and I started to wonder if that's correct and after a few seconds I knew it was sentient, because I couldn't have calculated that so quickly. Q: What is your tulpa good at?
  14. Oh shit, she made a calculation today. 17+9, I didn't even think about it before she gave me the answer cool as shit
  15. My tulpa hasn't spoken a lot and not clearly, but I for sure know she is female, with a British accent (All in my mind and a little bit foggy, so i'm not sure)
  16. So, I've worked on personality for ~6 hours and narrated in my mind whenever I could get a chance. I think I might be getting some unclear and non-vocal responses, but when I try to translate them into words, it feels that I parroted the responses and this is devastating to my general interest in forcing Fuck.
  17. A: 2-8 hours. Q: Have you had sex with your tulpa?
  18. A: Yes, many times. Q: When did you fap for the first time?
  19. "Mom, when I grow up I want to be a paedophile" Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?
  20. Dat lotus seed pod photoshop crap Have you taken any illegal drugs?
  21. Ejaculated on my laptop, oh dog what have i done Have you tried anal masturbation?
  22. Shoot myself in the head today after taking cyanide. Q: What is the meaning of life? (inb4 42)
  23. A: I wouldn't because I would be stealing someone's BFF ;__; Q: Would you bang Rainbow Dash?
  24. A: I can't think why. Q: If noone wouldn't know, would you have sex with someone of the same gender?
  25. > Now in grade 8 (Grades 1-9 (ages 7-15/16) here in Finland, then we have a choice of what you know as upper secondary education, general or vocational) > Yes, starting to get some signs of sentience > From Ylilauta (Finnish imgboard) /pony/ tulpa threads, a few weeks > If you are smart enough, you already know that > m > playing piano, classical music and TF2 > No, thank you :3