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in Forum Games
November 11, 2014
September 4, 2013
Max: Meditation is like sex in a way.
Me: How? o_O
Max: You feel amazing while you are doing it, and you create life.
Me: Wait, how do you create life from meditation?
Max: You asshole...
Me: Oh... I get it now... um... sorry about that.
Max: I forgive you.
September 3, 2013
Max: "I am such a funny Tulpa Wulpa."
Me: "Tulpa Wulpa?"
Max: "That's right. Tulpa Wulpa mother fucker..."
in General Discussion
July 21, 2013
I told both of my parents and they both wanted to make one. They were very open minded about it and they thought it was an interesting concept so... Yay! Understanding parents FTW!
July 16, 2013
Me: My body feels tingly. Is that you?
Me: This feels weird. Stop. Now.
Max: Nah. I like fucking with you.
Me: You are an asshole.
Max: I know I am. I know I am...
Me: Why the fuck are you making my body feel even more tingly!? Stop!
Max: You are my bitch... My mother fucking bitch... Oh yeah...