But it was peeeeerfect! Anyway... granted, but this scares everyone around you, and you're never able to have a normal conversation again.
I wish for the power to shapeshift so my tulpas can talk to people normally.
Granted. However, in having bodies of their own, you aren't as close to them as before, and this distance drives you insane, forcing you to be thrown in an asylum.
I wish I could make the perfect sales pitch.