Kaosukage

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  1. Granted, the dead rise from the ground and shamble around this place, pestering people with their unrelated forum posts. I wish for a magic staff.
  2. Granted, it is identical to your first pet and they instantly conspire to kill each other to be the sole object of your affections. I wish for a magical other-dimensional Cosplay Closet.
  3. Granted. Due to a mishap in delivery, it explodes when you receive it. I wish for a Nyan Cat.
  4. Granted, you retroactively did not break your paper shredder. However, this leaves it free to continue plotting against you and sabotaging your life in secret. I wish for a fluffy tanuki tail.
  5. Granted! Your car is frozen in a block of ice, stuck in your living room. I wish the government was less shady.
  6. Granted, but these reactions carry you twice the distance, thus making you crash into things at the slightest twitch. I wish to be a catgirl!
  7. Granted, all your fat disappears and you die. I wish for a genie!
  8. Granted, but you get assaulted by werewolves. I wish the moon was made of cheese.
  9. Granted, you never forget the wishes again, but now you have trouble remembering anything else. I wish I didn't have to drive.
  10. Granted, [blank] can control the time. This unknown person decides to troll people by making them late all the time. I wish I could sing better.
  11. But it was peeeeerfect! Anyway... granted, but this scares everyone around you, and you're never able to have a normal conversation again. I wish for the power to shapeshift so my tulpas can talk to people normally.
  12. Granted. However, in having bodies of their own, you aren't as close to them as before, and this distance drives you insane, forcing you to be thrown in an asylum. I wish I could make the perfect sales pitch.
  13. Granted, but with your new gun related ability comes an irrepressible urge to shoot people. I wish for the power to make people think things are something else (like thinking a banana is a gun.)
  14. Granted, everyone else can see them, but you can't. I wish for waffles!