In reality I'm actually a Llama who has a history of being abused by my parents. I've been spat on, kicked out of our home sometimes, and I went to live in a hole by a human village. Learning their language and intelligence was fairly easy for someone as bright as me, though I had to hide myself constantly due to human nature and that's where I got my Paranoid title from. I've eventually gained this power where I can transform myself into a human. I got a job, rented an apartment, and got all these "products" and "technology" that you humans call it. That's how I now reside in a human home on the internet getting into tulpamancy, and I've been completely integrated into this human society. My old parents could go burn in hell, for all I care. I still have struggles, so please be kind to me and make me feel special. This is secret information I've shared with the government, you guys shouldn't even know about this.