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This thread is about just what it says! Add the next stupid joke! I will start!

 

They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.

 

hee hee

 

 

EDIT: I shouldn't have to say this, but keep them family friendly and clean. No dirty jokes!

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Two men walk into a bar. You'd have thought the second one would have been more careful!

Eight Entities to a body, like legs of a spider.

Jaden the host, Saiyu, Claus, Apollo, Chrollo, Clay, Miles, and Cooro! What a family. Hot damn.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Playground?

 

To Get To The Other Slide.

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The Energizer Bunny was arrested.

He was charged with... battery!

 

 

Greets,

AG

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What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?

 

A bunny ribbit.

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A tulpa walks into the bar. After getting no service, she swears that they'll never see her again.

 

They didn't.

That was awful

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Hee Hee No it was funny!

 

I've just had amazing sex with my tulpa.

 

It was fucking unreal. or was it?

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(This was collaboratively composed by all of us, so I'm leaving it as the default color)

 

So, a man, lets call him bob, has a son who is super duper thirsty at a fair. Like really thirsty.

"I want orange juice!"

So, the man goes over to the orange juice stand, waits in line for a while, and pays for some orange juice stand.

"Pthyeehhhh! Disgusting" says the son

"Well what do you want!?" says bob

"Get me some chocolate milk"

So, bob goes over the the chocolate milk stand only to find a very long line. Knowing his son will settle for no less, he gets in line and waits half an hour. Once he finally gets the (overpriced) chocolate milk, a horrifying sense of deja-vu passes over him as the events unfold

"PTCHYEeewwwwww! This is dark chocolate milk! Get me some punch!" hehe

Bob is very tired, but goes over to the punch stand.

Or at least tries to. He can't find the punch stand. Is there one? He remembered seeing someone with punch. He goes to the north end of the fair and starts a search for the punch stand. Finally he gives up and asks one of the employees:

"Where's the line for punch?"

They respond, "There is no punchline"

I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc

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Hee I love that one jean-luc, Snow and Henry! Cute!

 

Okay

 

 

I am so frustrated! Whenever my tulpa does possession he steals and plays my air guitar.

 

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I am so frustrated! Whenever my tulpa does possession he steals and plays my air guitar.

For some reason this took me a really long time to get, but once I did LOL.

 

There was once two men sitting in a bar (cause, well, all jokes take place in a bar)

"Do you know any good jokes?" The first man says.

"No, only bad ones." Says the second

"Well than tell me one"

"Okay, here goes:"

There was once two men sitting in a bar (cause, well, all jokes take place in a bar)

"Do you know any good jokes?" The first man says.

"No, only bad ones." Says the second

"Well than tell me one"

"Okay, here goes:"

There was once two men sitting in a bar (cause, well, all jokes take place in a bar)

"Do you know any good jokes?" The first man says.

"No, only bad ones." Says the second

"Well than tell me one"

"Okay, here goes:"

There was once two men sitting in a bar (cause, well, all jokes take place in a bar)

"Do you know any good jokes?" The first man says.

"No, only bad ones." Says the second

"Well than tell me one"

"Okay, here goes:"

There was once two men sitting in a bar (cause, well, all jokes take place in a bar)

"Do you know any good jokes?" The first man says.

"No, only bad ones." Says the second

"Well than tell me one"

"Okay, here goes:"

There was once two men sitting in a bar (cause, well, all jokes take place in a bar)

"Do you know any good jokes?" The first man says.

"No, only bad ones." Says the second

"Well than tell me one"

"Okay, here goes:"

There was once two men sitting in a bar (cause, well, all jokes take place in a bar)

"Do you know any good jokes?" The first man says.

"No, only bad ones." Says the second

"Well than tell me one"

"Okay, here goes:"

There was once two men sitting in a bar (cause, well, all jokes take place in a bar)

"Do you know any good jokes?" The first man says.

"No, only bad ones." Says the second

"Well than tell me one"

"Okay, here goes:"

There was once two men sitting in a bar (cause, well, all jokes take place in a bar)

"Do you know any good jokes?" The first man says.

"No, only bad ones." Says the second

"Well than tell me one"

"Okay, here goes:"

There was once two men sitting in a bar (cause, well, all jokes take place in a bar)

"Do you know any good jokes?" The first man says.

"No, only bad ones." Says the second

"Well than tell me one"

"Okay, here goes:"

A jewish man, a polish man, and a horse walk into a bar. The bartender says: "What is this, a joke?"

"Wow. That was a really bad joke."

"Wow. That was a really bad joke."

"Wow. That was a really bad joke."

"Wow. That was a really bad joke."

"Wow. That was a really bad joke."

"Wow. That was a really bad joke."

"Wow. That was a really bad joke."

"Wow. That was a really bad joke."

"Wow. That was a really bad joke."

"Wow. That was a really bad joke."

I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc

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