omegaAnubis June 18, 2014 Share June 18, 2014 Okay, i figured this could be fun to play, i got the idea from Gmod jailbreak and a similarly titled thread in the lounge by Glitchthe3rd Basically what you do is respond to the question "welcome to the salty spitoon, how tough are ya?" With some completely made up and over the top bullshit. So for example: "Im so tough, I once burped so hard that the shockwave caused Mt. Fuji to erupt" Then poster under me would tell me if thats lame or not, as they will demonstrate, and then post how tough they are We begin with my example. i am forever banned from drinking orange juice because my tulpa hates it with a burning passion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiahdaj June 18, 2014 Share June 18, 2014 'You gotta new bottle of ketchup? "If this can be avoided, it should. If it can't, then it would be better if it could be. If it happened and you're thinking back to it, try and think back further. Try not to avoid it with your mind. If any of this is possible, it may be helpful. If not, it won't be." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omegaAnubis June 18, 2014 Author Share June 18, 2014 Here in canada, the ketchup has lids, not bottle caps. You are not tough enough Im so tough, the sun went blind looking at me i am forever banned from drinking orange juice because my tulpa hates it with a burning passion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiahdaj June 18, 2014 Share June 18, 2014 Good thing I don't live in Canada, huh? "If this can be avoided, it should. If it can't, then it would be better if it could be. If it happened and you're thinking back to it, try and think back further. Try not to avoid it with your mind. If any of this is possible, it may be helpful. If not, it won't be." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophie June 18, 2014 Share June 18, 2014 That's lame! The sun can't see to begin with! I'm so tough, I only take one lump of sugar in my tea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argentum June 19, 2014 Share June 19, 2014 I'm so tough that I can tupperforce. "yeah, so?" Without any orange juice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeDude759 June 20, 2014 Share June 20, 2014 Pfft, I could do that in my sleep. I'm so tough, I watched Smile HD... And had a hard time trying not to laugh. "Don't listen to friends when the friend inside you says 'Do this.'" -Gandhi Tulpa Name: Ellie Created: 11/13/13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brassow June 20, 2014 Share June 20, 2014 What the fuck did I just watch...? You are kind of tough actually... that was fairly disturbing... I'm so tough I walk on legos every morning. (I actually do, I have a semi moat around my bed so muggers cant get me) "Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophie June 20, 2014 Share June 20, 2014 Doesn't that only work if the muggers take off their shoes when they enter the house? I'm so tough that my bathroom has no toilet paper -- only sandpaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BubblePop June 21, 2014 Share June 21, 2014 Woah, now that's tuff. XD I'm so tough I don't cry when I'm cutting onions. The onions cry for me.>w< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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