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Rock, Paper, Scissors!
#1
Alright, in normal RPS, paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beat paper, right? Well, in this version, you can win no matter who you are! Try to come up with the most creative way that you, with your chosen weapon(Rock, Paper, or Scissors), can beat the person above you's chosen weapon! Example: 

Ice: I play Scissors. 

Jordan: I use a stack of paper to jam the scissors. 

Elise: I use a rock to drag the paper on a rocky surface, thus ripping the paper. 

Jordan: I play scissors, but it's actually a hydraulic press. I crush the rock with it.  



Do your best and have fun!
To start, I play Paper. (Normally, you also need to state a reason as to how, say, paper beats the person above me, but since I'm first, I'm declaring the first move)
The name's Bryan! In system Nobody(In order of the rainbow): 
Sean, Esper, Blinky, Compact, Janey, Kyle, Gwen'd, Gwen, 
Emily, Rollin, Waynin, Trease, Layy, Justin, Chloe, and Zachery. 
I guess I have to talk... I practice Tulpamancy and Psionics, PM me for stuff related to that. I love Puyo Puyo(Look it up!). I exist and I like it like that. PM me for a random essay topic, or somethin'. 

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#2
I play scissors. I grab a pair and stab the paper violently until the paper is in tiny little pieces and make it rain. It's practise for the end of Year 12, in case the local council says it's illegal to use them in a bonfire.
Someone System: Azure, Damien, Jade, Rouge, Spark, Torea
(Note: Rouge also uses default text)

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“We need MOAR FLUFFY TOASTERS!!!” - Torea
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#3
I play paper... but it's from another dimension and it eats Someone's scissors.
I'm Gray's/Cat_ShadowGriffin's Tulpa and I love Hippos! I also like forum games and chatting about stuff.
My other head-mates have their own account now.
Temporary Log | Chat | Yay!
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#4
Spock!
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#5
I play a rock that we found in orbit around the dwarf planet Ceres. It contains a gelatinous goo that dissolves the paper and Spock, then returns to its hidey-hole
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#6
I play paper, except the paper is actually Maxwell's Notebook, in which I write WMD and utterly obliterate the rock with said WMD.
The name's Bryan! In system Nobody(In order of the rainbow): 
Sean, Esper, Blinky, Compact, Janey, Kyle, Gwen'd, Gwen, 
Emily, Rollin, Waynin, Trease, Layy, Justin, Chloe, and Zachery. 
I guess I have to talk... I practice Tulpamancy and Psionics, PM me for stuff related to that. I love Puyo Puyo(Look it up!). I exist and I like it like that. PM me for a random essay topic, or somethin'. 

https://my.cbox.ws/TulpaDotInfo
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#7
Igneous rock... the notebook is utterly ripped to shreds by the razor sharp matrix of the seemingly natural stone.
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#8
Paper, except it's actually a FUCKING PORTAL TO A DIMENSION WHERE IGNEOUS ROCK DOESN'T EXIST AND IS UTTERLY ANNIHILATED!!!
The name's Bryan! In system Nobody(In order of the rainbow): 
Sean, Esper, Blinky, Compact, Janey, Kyle, Gwen'd, Gwen, 
Emily, Rollin, Waynin, Trease, Layy, Justin, Chloe, and Zachery. 
I guess I have to talk... I practice Tulpamancy and Psionics, PM me for stuff related to that. I love Puyo Puyo(Look it up!). I exist and I like it like that. PM me for a random essay topic, or somethin'. 

https://my.cbox.ws/TulpaDotInfo
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#9
If igneous rock is transported to a dimension where there are no igneous rock, then a paradox ensues where igneous rock exist where none has been before and is elevated by the population of lacking igneous rock people to the reverence of un-obtanium, gets celebrated as a God, and gets carried around in a brief case by Pulp Fiction characters that use guns to shoot the paper and the portal ceases to exist and so Igenous rock didn't get transported and still wins...
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#10
Do you know the way? Igneous is the way. Everyone follows blindly.
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