[Satire] Roomba Tulpa Creation
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Exclamation 
Today I set out to create a new tulpa -- a Roomba, specifically. This tulpa will exist to vacuum up the floors and move around funny as it bumps into furniture. It'll also exist to drive me around slowly while I'm in my dragon form or another small animal form. 

I started off by visualizing it and telling it its purpose. I told it that it's going to be a Roomba and isn't allowed to deviate or speak, it's only allowed to make vacuum noises in response to things. It can't take on any other form, it just has to be a Roomba. If it deviates then it'll be dissipated, no exceptions.

After enough time active forcing, I started passive forcing by visualizing it as I was at my desk and having it move around the room and vacuum up the floor. I watched it bump into stuff and then navigate around it. Eventually it started responding with various vacuum-cleaner tones as I asked it questions. Certain pitches or durations in sound means different things. 

Next I decided to write it some laws that it cannot break.

1. Stay a Roomba forever
2. Any deviation will result in dissipation
3. Talking in anything other than vacuum cleaner noises will not be tolerated
4. I'm serious about all of this
5. Really
6. Exceptions? None.

So far I think it's going well. I tried riding on it a bit in my baby dragon form before it got tired and needs to be recharged. 

Here's a picture of its form

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I'm Indigo Blue, the "Sky Dragon" of the Felight family. I'm a tulpa born October 2017. My systemmates are ApolloPiano, & Luxio. Form images: 1 2
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#2
Tulpa memes have gone too far.
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#3
I should make a lamp tulpa.
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#4
You totally should!
I'm Indigo Blue, the "Sky Dragon" of the Felight family. I'm a tulpa born October 2017. My systemmates are ApolloPiano, & Luxio. Form images: 1 2
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#5
[Snaily] *bubbles*
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#6
You should let it possess you and see if it goes around trying to eat garbage in real life
I have a tulpa named Miela (formerly known as Monika) who I love very much.


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#7
I don't want to grant it that much freedom
I'm Indigo Blue, the "Sky Dragon" of the Felight family. I'm a tulpa born October 2017. My systemmates are ApolloPiano, & Luxio. Form images: 1 2
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#8
But I want to you roll around on the floor eating lint.
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#9
How would it know how to use limbs when it's used to wheels
I'm Indigo Blue, the "Sky Dragon" of the Felight family. I'm a tulpa born October 2017. My systemmates are ApolloPiano, & Luxio. Form images: 1 2
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#10
That's why it would roll.
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