Lucilyn January 16, 2016 Share January 16, 2016 You lied to me. I layed in a field for hours making no noise at all and didnt catch a single rabbit. Pfft, well there's your problem. Carrots sound like . Also rabbits don't really eat carrots, you should've made hay noises. Also you shouldn't be trying to catch a wild rabbit, that's rude. May I suggest a duck instead? Hi, I'm one of Lumi's tulpas! I like rain and dancing and dancing in the rain and if there's frogs there too that's bonus points. I think being happy and having fun makes life worth living, so spreading happiness is my number one goal! Talk to us? https://community.tulpa.info/thread-ask-lumi-s-tulpas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous January 20, 2016 Share January 20, 2016 I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous January 21, 2016 Share January 21, 2016 Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots! http://cdn.earthporm.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/cute-bunnies-tongues-6.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous January 22, 2016 Share January 22, 2016 What do you call a fish without any eyes? Fsh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous January 23, 2016 Share January 23, 2016 Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke’s still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, “Use the forks, Luke.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiritualgeek January 23, 2016 Share January 23, 2016 A guy went to the local college and signed on for some lessons. The Dean said he was signed on for English language and logic. "Logic?" The guy asked. "Here's an example: do you have weed killer?" "Yes." "Then logically you have a garden." "That's correct." "And therefore a house." "Of cause." "And a family. Which means you are hererosexual." "You're right!" The guy later met his mate in a pub and told him about the college. His friend was also sceptical of logic lessons. "Here's an example. Do you own weed killer?" "No." "Then you're gay." Sorry it's long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Llama January 23, 2016 Share January 23, 2016 What's left with a nose when you take out the eye? Noise. I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous January 25, 2016 Share January 25, 2016 Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Llama January 26, 2016 Share January 26, 2016 I don't get it, Melian. :/ This one is so dirty, but I just have to post it. What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs. I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous January 28, 2016 Share January 28, 2016 I have a new theory on inertia, but it doesn't seem to be gaining any momentum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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