glint4 September 4, 2016 Share September 4, 2016 A kidnapper walks out of a bar. He puts the bartender in his trunk and drives away. One of his clients asks him, "Why a grown up this time?" The kidnapper calmly answers, "This one keeps making puns." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous September 6, 2016 Share September 6, 2016 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tulpa001 September 6, 2016 Share September 6, 2016 Two androids kiss for the first time. Sparks fly. Host comments in italics. Tulpa's log. Tulpa's guide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous September 7, 2016 Share September 7, 2016 What is the Mexican weather report? Chili today and hot tamale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous September 8, 2016 Share September 8, 2016 "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day." —Frank Sinatra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jean-luc September 9, 2016 Share September 9, 2016 You've never seen me in the morning... I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous September 10, 2016 Share September 10, 2016 How does a train eat? It goes chew, chew! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tulpa001 September 11, 2016 Share September 11, 2016 When is the light at the end of the tunnel a bad thing? When it's a train. Host comments in italics. Tulpa's log. Tulpa's guide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous September 11, 2016 Share September 11, 2016 I am not arguing with you. I am explaining why I am right. (sheesh) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Procron X September 11, 2016 Share September 11, 2016 What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick. Niteo and Amber Take On the World Amber speaks in italics right now. Talk to Niteo on here or on discord We share the body, we share a life. I'm not an accessory to his life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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