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wtf tulpa001 it's obviously spam. The user registered today, and has only made that one post. It's mostly nonsensical and has a link, probably to malware or smth.

I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc

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Why couldn't the tree finish his puzzle?

Because he got stumped?

No, because he was so stupid he was actually playing Bingo.

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1) I'm a furry.

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4) I get along with cats better than people.

 

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Two goldfish were in their tank. One said to the other, "You man the guns, I'll drive."

 

It's better if you say it out loud to somebody else. =)

Hmm...

 

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A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.

 

So, would you say he was a man outstanding in his field?

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