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You lied to me. I layed in a field for hours making no noise at all and didnt catch a single rabbit.

 

Pfft, well there's your problem. Carrots sound like

. Also rabbits don't really eat carrots, you should've made hay noises. Also you shouldn't be trying to catch a wild rabbit, that's rude.

 

May I suggest a duck instead?


Hi I'm one of Lumi's tulpas! I like rain and dancing and dancing in the rain and if there's frogs there too that's bonus points.

All of my posts should be read at a hundred miles per hour because that's probably how they were written

Please talk to me https://community.tulpa.info/thread-ask-lumi-s-tulpas

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I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

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Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke’s still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, “Use the forks, Luke.”

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A guy went to the local college and signed on for some lessons. The Dean said he was signed on for English language and logic.

"Logic?" The guy asked.

"Here's an example: do you have weed killer?"

"Yes."

"Then logically you have a garden."

"That's correct."

"And therefore a house."

"Of cause."

"And a family. Which means you are hererosexual."

"You're right!"

 

The guy later met his mate in a pub and told him about the college. His friend was also sceptical of logic lessons.

"Here's an example. Do you own weed killer?"

"No."

"Then you're gay."

 

Sorry it's long.

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What's left with a nose when you take out the eye?

 

Noise.


 

I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me.

 

 

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Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

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I don't get it, Melian. :/

 

 

 

This one is so dirty, but I just have to post it.

 

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

 

Snowballs.


 

I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me.

 

 

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I have a new theory on inertia, but it doesn't seem to be gaining any momentum.

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