SquareWave April 25, 2018 Share April 25, 2018 Hi, my name is SquareWave, and I am the master host of two tulpas, Pixie and Follery. Even though I've only been doing this for less than three months, I feel like I already have a lot to teach these tulpamancy noobs. So without further ado, let's begin the Professional Glossary of Tulpamancy Terminology. Please keep in mind whilst reading this glossary that this is not a joke. Let's get started. Tulpa An imaginary friend people create to compensate for their loneliness. Self-proclaimed individual consciousness. Tulpas A mis-spelling of "tulpae", often used by newcomers who do not yet understand that the tibetan word must have a latin pluralization, not an english one. (Suggested by jean-luc) Tulpae The correct way to pluralise the word tulpa. If you use the word tulpas, you are an idiot. Tulpæ An extra-fancy way of writing “tulpae”, pretty much only used by people with a high IQ. Host The creator of a tulpa. Usually the dominant in acts of BDSM. Tulpamancy The act of creating and developing tulpas. It is unknown to this day why the word has "mancy" in it as if it's some magical wizard shit. Tupper When you're not feeling sane enough to say it normally. Tupperware The name of a home products line that includes preparation, storage, containment, and serving products for the kitchen and home. It also includes plastic containers used to store goods and/or food. (Suggested by jean-luc) Tupla A chocolate bar. System Like a multiple-story house, home to all tulpas and the host. Could also refer to multiple personalities etc. Headmate Member of a system, whether it be a host, tulpa, alternate personality, alter ego, fursona, or the ghost of a deceased person. Plurality Having multiple versions of yourself in a system. Dissipation "La, la, li laa, laaa, I'm not listening!" Forcing Ignoring your friends and family around you and talking to your tulpa for long periods of time instead. Fronting/Possession Getting your tulpa to do everything you're too lazy to do yourself. Switching Giving life a big middle-finger and giving all your responsibilities of life to your tulpa while you relax in brainland. Wonderland A magical place in your head that serves as the role of interacting with your tulpa in real-life scenarios. Usually used as a form of escapism. Imposition The best way to convince everybody that you’re insane. Puppetting Making your tulpa talk when they don't want to. Personality Forcing Giving the tulpa the optimal personality for various reasons (mostly sex). The best way to create a self-conscious tulpa who feels like they always have to act a certain way. (dont do it) Defenestration The act of throwing someone out of a window. Deviation When your tulpa has levelled up enough to allow them to evolve. Merging The unholy act of combining two or more tulpas into one, usually through means of mad science. Mindvoice "HEY! CAN YOU HEAR ME YOU DUMB HOST!? HEY!! LISTEN TO ME!!!" Parallel Processing Multitasking... efficiently? Wow, who knew this was possible? Servitor A tulpa created with the intention of doing specific tasks. Known for speaking in a British accent and wearing butler uniform. Blending Soulbond Becoming so attached to a fictional character, usually anime girls, that you unintentionally make a tulpa of them. Why is this called soulbonding? Who knows? Walk-in A tulpa that just shows up out of nowhere for no reason. They're just there now. Roll with it. As you can see, this glossary is incomplete, so I would like your help to add to this. Please suggest some definitions below. And remember, this is NOT a joke. Fun Facts: 1) I'm a furry. 2) I make video game music (and I’m on my way to getting paid for it!) 3) I'm the host of Pixie and Follery. 4) I get along with cats better than people. [01110101 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100100 00100000 01101001 01110100] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jean-luc April 25, 2018 Share April 25, 2018 You should update the "Tupla" definition to specify that it is a very delicious chocolate bar. Everything else looks fine. Also some things to add: Tulpas A mis-spelling of "tulpae", often used by newcomers who do not yet understand that the tibetan word must have a latin pluralization, not an english one. Tupperware The name of a home products line that includes preparation, storage, containment, and serving products for the kitchen and home. It also includes plastic containers used to store goods and/or food. Tupperware The word to use when people start catching on to what "tupper" means. I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucilyn April 25, 2018 Share April 25, 2018 https://tulpa.io/terminologies I actually believed you when you wrote not a joke, and then the second definition had BDSM in it... Hi, I'm one of Lumi's tulpas! I like rain and dancing and dancing in the rain and if there's frogs there too that's bonus points. I think being happy and having fun makes life worth living, so spreading happiness is my number one goal! Talk to us? https://community.tulpa.info/thread-ask-lumi-s-tulpas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pix3 April 25, 2018 Share April 25, 2018 https://tulpa.io/terminologies I actually believed you when you wrote not a joke, and then the second definition had BDSM in it... If that isn’t indication that this is not a joke I don’t know what is. Fun facts: 1. Mostly cat, but also part butterfly! 2. I love playing games! Board games, card games, and video games! 3. Tulpa of SquareWave. 4. Excitable and enthusiastic, but also compassionate and understanding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SquareWave April 25, 2018 Author Share April 25, 2018 Also some things to add: Added Fun Facts: 1) I'm a furry. 2) I make video game music (and I’m on my way to getting paid for it!) 3) I'm the host of Pixie and Follery. 4) I get along with cats better than people. [01110101 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100100 00100000 01101001 01110100] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vtk April 27, 2018 Share April 27, 2018 Tulpæ: The correct plural of tulpa, in high-falutin' fancy orthography.Toupée: a wig that's supposed to pass for real hair but rarely does Maggie David (she or they, birthday June 4) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ilsze May 12, 2018 Share May 12, 2018 Loved this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SquareWave May 14, 2018 Author Share May 14, 2018 There’ll be more satire on the way soon ;) Fun Facts: 1) I'm a furry. 2) I make video game music (and I’m on my way to getting paid for it!) 3) I'm the host of Pixie and Follery. 4) I get along with cats better than people. [01110101 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100100 00100000 01101001 01110100] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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