The Long Story of Nonsense

[Someone]

In this game, each poster must post a sentence continuing the story. You can take it wherever you like (within reason), and the more incredibly insane, the better.

 

I’ll start:

 

There was once someone who posted a forum game.

[JGC]

They were unaware that all posts within the thread were metaphysical entities with assorted, numerically-based powers.

[Someone]

And that each one, as it was posted, was staring intently at the original poster.

[Ranger]

When they turned around, they head a little voice from their computer screen that said, "Hello!" in a high pitched squeak.

[Someone]

It sounded oddly like Bernadette from the Big Bang Theory, but really it was just Posts #4 and 5.

[Bear]

Thus, the AI apocalypse began.

[Tanaka Kanade]

At least the robots provided us with cake!

[Bear]

Angelfood cake that is, oh dear, here comes all the criminals again.

 

##I thought this game seemed familiar.

[Tanaka Kanade]

## Idk how I haven’t worked caki into every forum game yet

[Bear]

##According to wictionary, caki is a dustpan.

 

Then a caki is used to help clean up all the cake crumbs.