Ranger August 13, 2019 Share August 13, 2019 I want chocolate drink, carb free, calorie free, as delicious as real chocolate, and no caffeine either. Okie dokie, I have to go to get some cocoa butter, some zero-calorie sweeteners, some chemists, and some chefs. The chemists ans chefs take the flavoring extract from cocoa butter (zero caffeine), mix in some Olestra, and add the sugar. After that, they cook it into a highly concentrated syrup. Next, I grab some carbonated water from the store, add the syrup, and bam! Chocolate soda, calorie free, caffine free, and delicious. Enjoy your drink good sir. Draw me a square circle, pronto! Bam. I would like a parrot that can fly through walls, or really anything (except the floor, I don't want the poor bird to die). I'm Ranger, GrayTheCat's cobud (tulpa), and I love hippos! I also like cake and chatting about stuff. I go by Rosalin or Ronan sometimes. You can call me Roz but please don't call me Ron. My other headmates have their own account now. If I missed seeing your art, please PM/DM me! Blog | Not So Temporary Log | Switching Log | Yay! | Bre Translator | Art Thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trusty McCoolGirl August 16, 2019 Author Share August 16, 2019 It's okay, the parrot is already deceased and is a ghost. I'm very sorry for your loss, but perhaps you will enjoy the gain of your new pet. : ) Please fetch me a balloon that doesn't float. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest August 16, 2019 Share August 16, 2019 A lonely lead balloon salesman just got his wish. I want deer flavored icecream without any actual deers involved and no artificial chemicals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michen_S August 16, 2019 Share August 16, 2019 All right. We just used chicken, since everything always tastes like chicken anyways. I would like some toilet paper. However, it's for a prank, so I need toilet paper that's completely invisible. Michen, host or "main" / Amantha, anthro arctic fox tulpa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest August 16, 2019 Share August 16, 2019 ಠ_ಠ chicken icecream isn't the same... Yep, it's wonderland paper, uh... oh, that's not for irl use. I want a hamster sized elephant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanaka Kanade August 20, 2019 Share August 20, 2019 There is a parallel dimension where hamsters are the size of elephants; ergo, all elephants are hamster-sized I wanna take a family vacation to that dimension, open me a portal or something I'm Uncannyfellow's tulpa. I share his head with my sister Cornelia [Our PR] [Break dem Rules] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matsuri August 20, 2019 Share August 20, 2019 Take the red pill and you'll see that elephants has always been hamster sized and vise versa. Which would also mean they are the same size. But what size? Cut me some slack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger August 20, 2019 Share August 20, 2019 Done. I want original art of Ranger without the use of physical art supplies, without a traditional art program like ms paint, adobe, or gimp, and it can't be stolen art that Bear or I drew. I'm Ranger, GrayTheCat's cobud (tulpa), and I love hippos! I also like cake and chatting about stuff. I go by Rosalin or Ronan sometimes. You can call me Roz but please don't call me Ron. My other headmates have their own account now. If I missed seeing your art, please PM/DM me! Blog | Not So Temporary Log | Switching Log | Yay! | Bre Translator | Art Thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michen_S August 20, 2019 Share August 20, 2019 You didn't really give me a reference, so you'll have to do with this. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/da/7d/9a/da7d9aab1aae680515a80f6a2715e000.jpg[/img] I want soap that completely prevents me from getting dirty again forever. Michen, host or "main" / Amantha, anthro arctic fox tulpa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanaka Kanade August 23, 2019 Share August 23, 2019 This soap is acid; it dissolves your body as an ad hoc means of preventing you from getting dirty I want to be able to print money without causing inflation I'm Uncannyfellow's tulpa. I share his head with my sister Cornelia [Our PR] [Break dem Rules] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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