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INTERNET BACK UP FOR NOW!

Sept 29 "Did you know you are my very best friend?~"

First day that I'm am free to explore the world with Nova. When I got in her void I was under the bed still but Nova wasn't. She was sleeping on top looking adorable. I was thinking about ways to wake her up that would be funny but then I decided that would be mean. I noticed that those pickles were still sitting on the counter-table thing so I put then in the garbage and cleaned up the crap under them. I got my hand out of the fridge and washed it off. It was time to put it back on. Well almost. I found a small circular container and put my hand inside. I decided to keep it on ice until Nova woke up so she could see me put it back on. I left the room and headed over to the ice machine. I filled the bottom of the container with ice, put my hand in and then filled the rest. I saw a couple vending machines near the ice machine and decided to get a snack for Nova. I empty out my pockets to see what I had in my inventory:

1x Toonie

1x Loonie

3x Quarters

1x Key card to room D - 3

1x Screw

1x Dime

1x Penny

1x Container containing a hand and ice

1x Piece of wire

I checked the prices on the items in the machine and saw that I had more than enough for what I wanted. I got a can of Rockstar for $2 and I was going to get a pack of skittles for Nova. I put in the money ($1.25) and they got stuck. Normally I would of spawn a sledge hammer and smashed the fuck out of the machine but I didn't want to wake up Nova (yet). I took the piece of wire, tied a loop at the top and stuck it in (it was pretty hard with one hand). I got it stuck on the coiled thing that held the snacks I pulled on it and broke it because 3 packs of skittles came out. I collected them and started heading back to the room when I got a brilliant plan. An evil plan. When I got back I was going to bust in there, spawn a trombone (played it during grade 7 & 8), and play the beginning to "The Final Countdown". Knowing that my plan would probably make Nova mad I got a bag of tea ($0.50) from the vending machine so I could make her tea when I woke her up. I got back to the room, threw my hand in the fridge, filled a cup with hot water, threw the tea bag in it, covered it with a coaster, and got my trombone ready. I took a deep breath and then played as loud as I could. Nova jumped off the bed and almost into a wall. When she got up she looked angry like I expected. I yelled out "MORNIN' NOVA!" and we both knew she would have a lifetime of opportunities to get back at me. I put her in a chair and presented my snacks to her:

3x Skittles

1x Cup of hot tea

Then I had to have supper... I woke her up, gave her snacks then had to leave. I kind of felt like a dick.

END OF PART 1

 

PART 2 "GUYS WE NEED TO EXPLORE!!!"

 

After returning from supper I saw that drank her tea and ate a pack of skittles. I dug my hand out of the fridge. It was time. I dug out my machete again and cut off the top part of my stump so I could reattach it (just because Nova looks like a doctor doesn't mean she is one. Until I see a certificate of doctorness I will do my own operations) I asked Nova to thread a needle for me and I started to sew together all the arteries and veins. I attached the skin but not a muscles or bones. I spawned a machine that would do that for me. I stuck my hand in a it cut it off again and started printing all the skin and bones and muscles and nerves. When it was done I removed my hand and tested it out by patting Nova. It was good as new. I got out my Rockstar and started drinking. Nova was looking at me so I got out a cup, poured some in and gave it to her. She drank it up and looked happy again. After our break I put the rest of the skittles in my pocket and Nova on my back. I kicked the door open and we ran down to the lobby. After about 3 steps outside of the hotel/apartment I face planted in the middle of the road. I asked Nova to go get the golf cart since I forgot were I parked it. She came back and I let her drive. She drove for all of 4 seconds before stopping in front of a little corner store. I asked her if she wanted me to go inside. She nodded. I asked her what she wanted and a clear picture of "sun chips" popped into my head. I asked her if she wanted sun chips and she nodded again. I went in and got her the chips and I got myself a slushie. I gave her the chips and we started moving again. I got hungry so I spawned a piece of rhubarb. While she was driving I called her name to get her attention. She crashed into a pole. I laughed and she backed up and started driving again. I asked her if she mind me calling her void "The Zone" since I was playing Stalker recently. She shook her head. I asked her "so you don't mind?" and she shook her head again. "Oh come on The Zone is awesome it's all broken and radiated". She raised an eyebrow at me and I stared out the side of the golf cart in defeat. Eventually we arrived at a train station with a train on the track waiting for us. "Aw shit nigga we goin' interdimensional". Since I was watching a playthrough of The Walking Dead I knew how to start the train. I turned it on a went to go disconnect the other cars so we could go faster. I suddenly got an image of Nova smashing me in the back of the head with a wrench. I was near the back of the train and Nova was at the front staring at me with a black face. I asked her if she was going to hit me with a wrench and she shook her head. I went back to disconnecting the cars and got them off. When I looked up she was standing right there. She put her hoof on my head and started petting me. I got up and hugged her and carried her back to cabin. I put her in my lap upside down. I started rubbing her tummy and tickling her. Her little legs were flailing around and eventually broke a window. I asked her if she was ok she nodded and I put the train on go. We sped up for a bit then I hit the >implying implications button and we smashed through the dimension. We went though nothing for a short amount of time a we landed in an big, empty square room. There was nothing there. It was just empty white space with a white floor. I thought to myself "why would she make us go to an empty area.. unless she wanted me to make my own void" I turned around and she was smiling. I asked her if she wanted me to make my own void. She nodded. I belly flopped on the ground and shouted "SUCH IS LIFE IN THE ZONE" and the area became The Zone. Nova facehoofed and I stomped and changed it back to nothing... What should I turn it into guys?

 

END OF PART 2

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PART 3 "... I NEED A LOT OF VODKA"

 

(Just hopped on Nova's back to try to ride her)

"Get off me."

"Was that really-"

"Yes."

END OF PART 3

(Part 3 DLC "The rest of the adventure" costs $19.99 + S & H)

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I have a billion fetishes (I use to go to /d/) but masochism isn't one of them. I just wanted to make up for some of the pain I caused her. Also kicking someone in the face feels pretty good most of the time. Nothing sexual will ever be done with Nova except for hugs and stuff like that.

 

Checked out /d/

 

WHAT THE FHIK?

 

that aside

 

Nova seems to be very... uhh... what's the word... tsundere? is there an english word for that? well no but you get the idea.

 

About your "zone". How bout a hospital? Nova looked like a nurse after all. You could put a lot of stuff in hospital e.g. vending machine, pool, garden, etc.

 

And if it appeals to your fetish, you could play doctor also.

Chloe - That cheerful girl with ponytail.

Aigis - The male cyborg that looks like raiden in MGR.

Vixen - Half dragon female who looks like Mary in DMC3 when in human form.

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Checked out /d/

 

WHAT THE FHIK?

 

 

That made my day.

 

>Nova being tsundere

Oh god I can imagine our conversations

"H-hey Alex do you want some of my sun chips? I have a lot and I don't think I can eat them all... IT'S LIKE I'M SHARING BECAUSE I LIKE YOU I-I just have too many... B-baka!

 

>How bout a hospital?

I couldn't decide what to turn it into so I let Nova decide. I closed my eyes and when I opened them we were in a forest.

 

> if it appeals to your fetish, you could play doctor also

Goddamnit I'm not going to do anything sexual with Nova. She is too cute to take advantage of.

Also that brings me to another problem. Since I learned about tuplas on /mlp/ I used to go to /mlp/ not so much now since there is too much porn. Since I did go to /mlp/ I do have a rule 34 folder locked away in a Truecrypt. It's almost a 1000 pictures full of gifs and swfs. I spent months picking out the best of the best to put in there. Also since Nova changed her form I do have pictures of her. I haven't opened it in about a week and a half (I haven't fapped in a week) but what do I do with it? I don't want to delete it since I spent so long collecting all those pictures but I don't want Nova to see it. I gave her access to every part of my mind except the porn part. I will probably just leave it there collecting dust until the end of days but I would like a not-so-professional opinion on what to do with it.

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>Nova being tsundere

Oh god I can imagine our conversations

"H-hey Alex do you want some of my sun chips? I have a lot and I don't think I can eat them all... IT'S LIKE I'M SHARING BECAUSE I LIKE YOU I-I just have too many... B-baka!

 

Well... no not like that. It's more like... uh... what's the damn word??? Like she's "dominating" you.

 

I guess I related this to sadism and masochism WAY too much.

Chloe - That cheerful girl with ponytail.

Aigis - The male cyborg that looks like raiden in MGR.

Vixen - Half dragon female who looks like Mary in DMC3 when in human form.

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and she gonna ask you for it or use/create something in your wonderland. ( and am betting on the former )

...Don't believe him Fillyfooler. Chaste tulpamancer master race here reporting in, don't feel alone. She's going to love you but won't ask you to bring your relationship that far, especially if you tell her outright that you'd rather not have her do that (or instill moral values of your choice into her).

 

"Sexual energy" doesn't actually exist AFAIK, it's just something left over from the times when we still thought tulpae could turn into succubi.

 

Regarding that porn folder I personally see no value in keeping it in existence but I can understand you're reluctant to delete it if you've put a lot of time into making it.

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...Don't believe him Fillyfooler

 

Hey! am just speaking from experience here.

Semi-Nomadic is right if you set the limits early on, then she won't cross it.

 

But! if left to their own discretion, then i'd still go by what I said earlier

 

 

 

Semi-Nomadic made me look like the bad guy

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