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We were watching House of Cards and Claire said something really super brutal. I said " Dude, she just went lady macbeth on his ass" and she said "Sick literary reference, bro." Then we fistbumped. It was pretty awesome, if I do say so myself.

 

As an individual with a Bachelor's degree in English, I approve of this. :D

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~ Edwin reacting to pretty much every jump scare in a horror movie[/align]

 

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This was more of a thought than something Edwin directly said to me. As we were just now eating leftover spaghetti for dinner, "Is 9:00 too late for spaghetti?"

 

To which I say, no, my friend. Spaghetti time is all the time.

He's starting to get sick of spaghetti now that we've been eating it for about four days.

 

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~ Edwin reacting to pretty much every jump scare in a horror movie[/align]

 

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Me: Nooo! it broke! do something! save my fishes!

Nash: ..... do it yourself..

Me: What should I doooooo!?

Nash: .... Figure it out...

Me: (using my foot to hold up the furniture and prepares to carry the aquarium) If I don't do this they will die!

Nash: .... shame...

Me: I did it! without your help, cause I'm a problem solver!

Nash: wooooh!

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Here are a few more Eddisms:

 

"You're quite fluent in tulpish." ~ Said after we'd been quietly sharing emotions for a while

 

"I'll wear my best bow tie then." ~ Said when I told him to dress up for a fancy date

 

"They drive cars there? I thought they all just traveled everywhere by dogsled." ~ We were discussing license plates from different states, and I mentioned having seen one from Alaska

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Quotes by Savaymin

"All great things start with 'S'"

"Oh, I get it. Paper beats rock because their friendship is fake."

"Punch him in the face." ("Why?") "Because he probably deserves it."

"Two plus two is four, but two minus two is better."

"I don't think God is real. Whether or not I am God is a whole different story."

"I want what you want. But only if you're willing to get it for me."

"Your wish has come true."

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A few moments ago...

 

Me: Look at all these Tulpae quotes people are posting, they're hysterical xD. Gaelles, quick, say something funny!

 

Gaelles: (confidently) Okay, okay. Two guys walk into a bar-

 

Me: NO...

 

 

At school during lunch.

 

Gaelles: (eyeing a girl nearby) Oh, she's cute...

 

Me: (trying to act cool) Yea, I'll admit, she's pretty nice. Why, you like her?

 

Gaelles: Meh, not really.

 

Me: But you just said you thought she was cute.

 

Gaelles: Yea but she's not really my type...

 

Me: Oh.

 

Gaelles: But you like her, don't you?

 

Me: I DO NOT!!

 

Gaelles: But you keep glancing at her and your 'thing's' getting all...

 

Me: ...Shadupp...

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Nash: Time to eat dinner.

Me: I'm hungry.. but i don't want to eat.

Nash: You have to eat!

Me: Naaaah I don't want to...

Nash: Sooo you want your diabetes to kick your ass?

Me: *Sigh*..........

Nash: EXACTLY! I'm always right. Now eat!

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Eating lunch today:

 

Me: I wish the pork chop was a little warmer, though.

 

Edwin: Why don't you heat it in the microwave then?

 

Me: Because I'm lazy.

 

Edwin: *chuckles* At least your honest.

 

Me: What? It's true. I'm too lazy to get up and reheat it again.

 

Edwin: Shut up and eat your cold pork chop, then.

 

He never lets me get away with anything. |D

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Me: oooooooh.... I'm so madly in love with this one... T_T

Nash: Confess.

Me: NOOOOO I can't do that! I really think people who are in love should just confess! and tell about their feelings instead of walking around being sad all the time! why isn't he confessing.. T_T

Nash: Your not confessing... you have no right for this opinion.

Me: .... ..... .... ok...... T_T

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