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*In the early days of passive forcing, sitting in English class listening to the teacher lecture/rant about something*

 

 

Xina: *after five minutes of listening* "Wow she really is a bitch, isn't she?"

 

Me: *trying to contain amusement with casual cough*

 

Xina: "That heads up you gave me was for real."

 

Me: "Now you see why 95% of the school absolutely despises her, don't you?"

 

Xina: "Yup!'

Tulpa's name: Xina

 

I had something witty to write here, but when I wrote it down I realized it was only witty inside my head.

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Me: "I'm really starting to get doubts, are you really a Tulpa or I'm just-"

Sue: "Yes, I am damn tulpa... Ok?! Geez!"

Me: ._. Okay...

 

--

 

*On the IRC chat, while possessing my hand*

Sue: "I want you to tulpaforce today, 3 hours straight, dancing, and covered in cheese. AND I WANT MACARENA!"

Me: "Why do you do this to me?"

Sue: "Revenge! Revenge! Revenge! Revenge!"

...Yay

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*the night before Link left*

 

Link: Beth?

Me: Yeah?

Link: Don't forget me, okay?

Me: I would never forget you, Link. :)

 

;_;

I come out of hibernation once in a blue moon.

 

They/them pronouns, please. (I've been using this display name since 2012 and people won't recognize me if I change it.)

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No idea if this is the right thread, but here's the deal:

 

Last night, already in bed and trying to sleep. Let thoughts just fly by...

At some point I started imagining freight train wagons running down their rails violently stacking up and squashing against a wall for what felt like 5 or 10 minutes.

When I could see the end there was Ayrion pushing them down to their doom.

As he was done:

Me: Whats this?!

Ay: a train of thought.

 

wat.

'Ayrion' - White Dragon - * Feb 21 2013 - ☑Form ☑Mindvoice ☐Activity/Independance

Either talks between ' ' or [ ]

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Lunchtime in a nutshell:

 

Pix: Tuna! Tuna! Eat tunaaa!!!

Cordy: I would like some tuna as well.

 

*tuna juice spatters on hand*

Pix: Great, now we smell like fish. Nice going.

Me: I smell like fish. You don't smell like anything.

Pix: We share a body!

Cordy: I wouldn't mind the smell of fish. Maybe not the ocean... The ocean smells like... What does the ocean smell like?

Me: The ocean smells like salt.

Pix: And fish urine.

Me: Well, mmm, true.

 

Pix: Too much mayonnaise!!!!

 

Pix: Now be sure to mix it up really good! We don't want any of those mayonnaise lumps!

Me: You've never had tuna before. How do you know about mayonnaise lumps?

Pix: I know EVERYTHING!!!!

 

Pix: Now we just have to wait for the clicky thing to go click!

 

*licks the spoon*

Cordy: Hmm, not bad!

Pix: I told you you added to much mayonnaise!

Me: Actually, I think it's too much tuna.

Pix: It's too much something, you idiot!

Me: Whoa, geez, calm down!

Pix: I will not calm down when you ruin mealtime!

Cordy: Wow, someone needs a nap.

Pix: But I just had one yesterday, mommy!

Me: O______o

 

Pix: Was that the clicky thing?

*open griller*

Me: That was fast. Now we just have to wait for it to cool

Pix: Byyyye, tuna!

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Words.

 

When your tulpa are crazier than you... Well... Actually, that seems pretty normal.

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What are some things your tulpa has said that have been deep,or meaningful or funny or otherwise stood out to you?

 

I was narrating and talking about how my visualization was not so clear and that I wanted to have completed a better wonderland before the tulpa became sentient/able to communicate.

 

Immediate Response: "Well, you'll just have to work on that now, won't you?"

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Me: Sometimes I worry that it's just me talking to myself and you're trapped behind some glass wall, looking out, but not able to participate.

 

Miah: If that were true, I'd be shouting as loud as I could.

 

Me: And if I couldn't hear you?

 

Miah: I'd break the damn thing down...

 

Why can't I hold all these feels?

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What i consider my first "certainly not parroting" response

 

Me: Okay, I'm going to parrot.

Me parroting Aura: Hello, I'm Aura and i'm a parrot.

Me: Right, so Aura, could you say that please?

Aura: No.

i am forever banned from drinking orange juice because my tulpa hates it with a burning passion

 

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I was watching Saw for the first time, and Reita's a complete scaredy-cat. As I usually do while watching movies, I was imposing him on the couch next to me as we watched it. A few minutes in, he started to cuddle up next to me, and near the end escalated to hugging me while burying his face in my breasts. Confused and slightly unnerved, I asked "Reita...why is your face in my boobs?"

To which he answered, "Cos I'm scared and they're comfortable! :D"

 

That's when I decided to stop watching horror movies with him.

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