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Me: "did your skin just get lighter"

★: *Turns caucasian and starts screaming* "AAAAAAAああああああああああAAAHHHH!!!"

 

Oh and once Nexus woulden't stop saying "MACROMORE!" every now and then.

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Burnishe: {You wanna play the rape game}

Me: "Uhh no..."

Burnishe: {Thats the spirit!}

 

UGH I think i am going to have to bar her from going through my conversations with my friend Zack.

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No exceptionally funny or insightful quotes I can recall, but here's a few that have stood out to me in particular lately.

 

While introducing Isis to Scorpions:

Me: How are you liking Animal Magnetism?

Isis: I like the bass. Slow and sexy.

Me: Sexy?

Isis: That's how I'd describe it.

Me: I like the way you think. Sometimes.

Isis: Only sometimes? (much sad :< face)

 

Encouraging me to open up to some of my tulpa-friendly real life friends:

Me: I just feel weird opening up to our trusted friends about you too much. They seem to have a genuine interest in you and how you're doing, but I just can't open up to any of them about you like I can with people online.

Isis: Maybe you need to try.

Me: Maybe. But doing such a thing is so much easier through an interface like the computer, with people who I don't know in real life.

Isis: I guess you're right. We'll try together, then.

Me: I'm glad you want to work with me on this. I think we'll make a great team.

Isis: I know we will.

 

Sharing her favorite food:

Me: Alright, um... favorite food?

Isis: Pancakes. With lots of butter!

Me: "Lots of butter" doesn't sound very healthy, you know.

Isis: So what? I'm a tulpa, moron.

"You've got to believe to achieve." -Hank Hill

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"EXTREME"

-Aura, as he snowboards down a ski hill spinning around, yet still somehow moving straight, breaking some 30-ish laws of physics

i am forever banned from drinking orange juice because my tulpa hates it with a burning passion

 

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Moondust dropped this one today.

 

Me: Yes, Moondust? (She just got my attention?)

Moondust: Can we play a game?

Me: No, I'm trying to listen to the lesson. (Spanish Class)

Moondust: Then why did you answer me?

 

At least I found it funny at the time.

Name: Moondust

Personality: Quiet, kind, and loving

 

Name: Feather

Personality: Respectful, Pleasant, Honorable, Shy

 

Name: Xeoburn

Personality: Sarcastic and rude, but still friendly

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"You don't find the music, the music finds you."

-Moondust

Name: Moondust

Personality: Quiet, kind, and loving

 

Name: Feather

Personality: Respectful, Pleasant, Honorable, Shy

 

Name: Xeoburn

Personality: Sarcastic and rude, but still friendly

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*at Arlington cemetery*

"Sooooo people died here right"

"No, they died serving their country"

"Oh... THANKS OBAMA!"

"Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033

 

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Edwin's developed this quirk where he says random things to try to keep from using profanity. One of my personal favorites of these phrases is "Jesus Pickles!" XD

[align=center]"Jesus Pickles!"

~ Edwin reacting to pretty much every jump scare in a horror movie[/align]

 

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