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1/12/2012

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I smell a conspiracy having to do with december.

My tulpa's name is Claire, and we are on the first week of development.

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I sense a conspiracy having to do with 1

I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc

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Another, from today

 

A friend of mine (the only friend who knows about Khoja) texted me this morning joking about how he wanted to get her a Christmas gift. I told him that if he really wanted to, he could send me a picture of something, or draw something original, and I could just poof it into the wonderland. A few minutes go by, and Khoja starts getting interested in the exchange, bugging me every five seconds to "check if Chris's gift arrived". Finally, he sends me a picture of a christmas-ey sweater. Not one of those crappy ones though, a good one. He asked if she liked it. I texted him her exact words.

 

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHYESSSSSSSSS"

 

About five minutes ago (many hours after getting the sweater, which she has worn all day) she said to me, "You should give Chris a real thank you from me. Tell him it's great and fluffy and cuddly and awesome and cozy and it makes me look fucking sexy!"

Ban me if I ever mention Telecasters again.

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My name is now "Me". Good luck trying to talk about yourself! -Telk

Shai

Age: 420 days (6th Nov)

Form: Fluttershy minus the cutie mark and with yellow eyes

 

Telk

Age: 364 days

Form: Ninth Doctor or a Dalek

 

Cherry

Age: 231 days

Form: Human female, medium length dark violet hair, late teen/ young adult

 

http://onicron.tumblr.com/

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Jesus Christ she just gave me another one

 

I notice that she's in the kitchen in our wonderland house. She's NEVER in the kitchen.

 

Me: "Hey, you cooking something?"

 

Her: "I'M MAKING EGGS, BITCHES"

 

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Seconds after posting this, I pull her out of wonderland on accident while walking around the house.

 

Her: "AAAAHFUCK! MY EGGS! FUCK YOU!"

 

Me: "Sorry! [sends her back] You realize you don't need to cook, right?"

 

Her: "[brandishing spatula like a sword] IT'S NOT THE SAME. GET OUTTA HERE, NO EGGS FOR YOU"

 

Edit edit:

Seconds after that post I walk into the wonderland and find her stuffing her face with scrambled eggs.

 

Me: "Those look good"

 

Her: "It's 'cause they are"

 

Me: "Can I h-"

 

Her: "Nope."

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Wait, your tulpa is a female named jesus christ?

JESUS CHRIST that's awesome.

I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc

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Wait, your tulpa is a female named jesus christ?

JESUS CHRIST that's awesome.

 

Cruse: "You made our day"

Vixen: "not mine though."

Aigis: "What? why?"

Vixen: "I don't find it funny."

Aigis: "you religious bitch."

 

and the fight broke out

Chloe - That cheerful girl with ponytail.

Aigis - The male cyborg that looks like raiden in MGR.

Vixen - Half dragon female who looks like Mary in DMC3 when in human form.

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