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[Game] The Never Ending Story!

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...there were buzzsaws...


"If this can be avoided, it should. If it can't, then it would be better if it could be. If it happened and you're thinking back to it, try and think back further. Try not to avoid it with your mind. If any of this is possible, it may be helpful. If not, it won't be."

 

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...getting his lubricant ready for...

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...drinking chocolate milk alongside them. He would drink so much, in fact, that...


"If this can be avoided, it should. If it can't, then it would be better if it could be. If it happened and you're thinking back to it, try and think back further. Try not to avoid it with your mind. If any of this is possible, it may be helpful. If not, it won't be."

 

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...he had pulled a reverse Micheal Jackson and his skin color turned into a deep chocolate brown. This...


My Tulpa

And then it cuts to a scene where you're sitting in a padded cell.

 

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...got him into the chocoholic anonymous program, where victims of the effect met up, when it was his turn to speak, he said...


i am forever banned from drinking orange juice because my tulpa hates it with a burning passion

 

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"..."What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me in an anonymous meeting? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo." To which everyone there reacted..."

 

 

It was obligatory.

 

I'm sorry.

 

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...by laughing the hardest laugh they've ever laughed. This caused the man child to...


"If this can be avoided, it should. If it can't, then it would be better if it could be. If it happened and you're thinking back to it, try and think back further. Try not to avoid it with your mind. If any of this is possible, it may be helpful. If not, it won't be."

 

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...erupt in a rage - literally - spewing lava everywhere. During the resulting panic...


Praise our one true overlord, the Shiny Red Balloon.

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