[Game] Fill in the Blank

[Someone]

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____________ people understand the danger of ___________. It is so dangerous, that ___________ and ______________ have been known to occur.

[Ranger]

Silly people understand the danger of tiredness. It is so dangerous, that bad jokes and dead silence have been known to occur.

 

______ is another way of saying _____. Please never say (first blank) unless you have to _______, or else you will cause _________.

[Bear]

Pig is another way of saying police officer. Please never say pig unless you have to go to jail, or else you will cause beatings by cop. Which is exactly what ____ and ____ would _____.

[Ranger]

Which is exactly what cheese and milk would make.

 

Dang it, my brain went to food again. I'll need to invent a new strategy to overcome this problem. First, I'll need to ______ and _______ to get _______. After I'm finished with that, I need to ______ and spend some time doing ______. Finally, I need get more of (third blank) and do lots of _______.

[Someone]

Dang it, my brain went to food again. I'll need to invent a new strategy to overcome this problem. First, I'll need to find some food and hide it somewhere to get cake. After I'm finished with that, I need to spam the Cbox and spend some time doing stuff to distract myself from food. Finally, I need get more of cake and do lots of switching practice.

 

There’s only one thing left to do: ________. If this cannot be achieved, I must _________ before the world _________.

[Bear]

There’s only one thing left to do: eat whale brains. If this cannot be achieved, I must find and kill a whale before the world's whale population goes extinct. By doing so I _____ and therefore ______.