Redline May 29, 2014 Share May 29, 2014 Granted. You begin going to funnyjunk. I wish I could hear Fes more clearly. This is where all the good stuff goes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jean-luc May 29, 2014 Share May 29, 2014 Granted, but you go deaf and can't hear anything else. I wish I didn't have to poop. Ever. I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redline May 29, 2014 Share May 29, 2014 Granted. You no longer have to poop, and then you realize how much lost time you have now with cutting out bathroom breaks. You are also now forced to vomit your food after the nutrition has been absorbed. I wish I was more interesting. This is where all the good stuff goes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brassow May 29, 2014 Share May 29, 2014 Granted. You get another tulpa I wish I had Jason imposed "Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redline May 29, 2014 Share May 29, 2014 Granted. New Jason is much worse than old Jason and tries to murder you, Fight Club style. I wish I could read faster. This is where all the good stuff goes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brassow May 29, 2014 Share May 29, 2014 Granted. You read faster whilst running with me from new Jason. I wish I could teleport "Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jean-luc May 29, 2014 Share May 29, 2014 You cannot chose the location. It is a random point somewhere in the universe. I wish I could teleport to any place I choose. I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brassow May 29, 2014 Share May 29, 2014 Granted. You teleport so often you have no time to think where you are going I wish I could fly at will with controlled speed "Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redline May 30, 2014 Share May 30, 2014 Granted. You can only fly for 1 second at a time, replenished when your feet touch the ground. If you use your powers, you can hop really well, but the power is hard to gauge. I wish I was the video games This is where all the good stuff goes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vidoxi May 30, 2014 Share May 30, 2014 Granted. But you're just a nameless NPC. I wish that my wish isn't going to backfire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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