Alpha June 1, 2014 Share June 1, 2014 Granted now they contain hydrogen cyanyde I wish school wasn't such a bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redline June 1, 2014 Share June 1, 2014 Granted. The essence of school gathers together to form a cohesive woman that you may now sex Her vagina is made of sharpeners I wish I wish I was a fish This is where all the good stuff goes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vidoxi June 2, 2014 Share June 2, 2014 Granted. You're a blobfish. I wish I could pet every single dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jean-luc June 2, 2014 Share June 2, 2014 You also gain a very servere allergy to dog hair, just before this happens. I wish I didn't have any allergies. I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brassow June 2, 2014 Share June 2, 2014 Granted. You get cancer everywhere instead. I wish for a Mosin Nagent "Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpha June 3, 2014 Share June 3, 2014 Granted it backfires on the first try and hits you in the face. I wish fashion company's stopped exploiting people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redline June 3, 2014 Share June 3, 2014 Granted. Fashion dies out and we all wear potato sacks. I wish I had a potato sack that was fancy as fuck This is where all the good stuff goes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vidoxi June 3, 2014 Share June 3, 2014 Granted. You have a beautiful pleated potato sack embroidered with diamonds that is fancy as fuck. Your swag becomes so massive that it creates it's own gravitational pull and you eventually morph into what will be the most fierce and sparkly planet to have ever been. I wish that everything had gone just as planned for Light/Raito and he was the king of the world or whatever he wanted to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redline June 3, 2014 Share June 3, 2014 Granted. He kills off thousands with his power, never letting the book out of his sight. Eventually, a coup of people comes to off him, and he can't write names fast enough to end them all. Years of surveillance end and the blocks of Japan go rampant, setting the way for Tokyo Jungle. Vidoxi begins life as a Pomeranian. I wish I could get my Wii U to work. This is where all the good stuff goes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brassow June 3, 2014 Share June 3, 2014 Granted. You then realize all the games you have are shit. I wish for a MewTwo. "Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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