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Granted. but your placebo stench kills her.

 

I wish I had a cookie

"Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033

 

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Granted you are now not a day of evening person

 

I wish my dog would stop pissing on everything

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Granted, the dog will never piss on the fork sitting next to my keyboard currently, fork #2543634. Your dog will piss on anything else, though.

 

I wish portal 3 would come out.

I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc

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Granted, all encryption algorithms break and no secrets can be kept. Trolls hack into nuclear missiles and launch them, killing the entire human population.

 

I wish my avatar wasn't so stretchy.

I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc

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I wish portal 3 would come out.

Dude, Valve can't count to three.

 

Granted, you avatar never stretches, leaving large colorless gaps on your profile.

 

I wish DayZ updated more often.

"Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033

 

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Granted. You miss the best update, and in the update afer that, whatever made it so great was removed.

 

I wish this game were on every forum.

"Don't listen to friends when the friend inside you says 'Do this.'" -Gandhi

 

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Created: 11/13/13

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