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[Game] Break-a-wish


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You're in that apocalypse movie and die.

 

I wish for $7

"Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033

 

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Granted. The money comes to life and runs away, with the rest of your wallet.

 

I wish that my wish didn't get broke in any shape or form.

Tulpas:

Melody - Creation Date: October 21st, 2014

Pumpkin - Creation Date: January 2015

 

my mastodon - my other mastodon

We're gonna try to post more often, but you know, no promises or whatever.

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Granted. Nothing happens, so you just wasted a wish.

 

I wish for a pop tart.

"Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033

 

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The people making pop tarts are testing out a new flavor, and the pop tart you wished for just happens to be this (yet unnamed) flavor!

It literally tastes like shit. You are forced to eat the whole thing by extenuating circumstances

I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc

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Granted. You didn't even make a wish, so nothing happens.

 

I wish jean-luc remembered to put a wish.

Tulpas:

Melody - Creation Date: October 21st, 2014

Pumpkin - Creation Date: January 2015

 

my mastodon - my other mastodon

We're gonna try to post more often, but you know, no promises or whatever.

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Granted, but through time shinangians you never made your wish so it never came true which caused him to not make a wish which in turn caused you to make your wish and this keeps going and going in a endless loop of wtf.

 

I wish that I had a dragon.

"I would say i'm sorry, but we all know i'm not..."

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I apologise in advanced for my spelling/grammar/occasional sarcasm and asshole-ism.

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Granted. It kills everyone in your family.

 

I wish I could stop procrastinating.

Tulpas:

Melody - Creation Date: October 21st, 2014

Pumpkin - Creation Date: January 2015

 

my mastodon - my other mastodon

We're gonna try to post more often, but you know, no promises or whatever.

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Granted. It kills everyone in your family.

 

I wish previous answers didn't fit so perfectly.

I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc

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Granted. Everyone in your family is granted immortality. In a few centuries, nothing will matter to them and they'll wish they could die.

 

I wish I was healthier.

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. <3

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