jean-luc August 9, 2015 Share August 9, 2015 Granted. Everything you say is now a hard-to-understand riddle in the form of an ominous speech. Conversations go down somewhat like this: "Hey Kasukage, wanna go to the store?" "The very essence of my being wishes not for the simple pleasures, yet what shall not be true may indeed convert into something true and powerful. My whims and wishes are not powerful enough to effect the universe." I wish I could have the positive effects of caffiene (being more awake) without the negative effects (addiction, higher blood pressure and resting heart rate, jitteryness). I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffin August 9, 2015 Share August 9, 2015 Granted. The caffeine keeps you awake. Forever. You soon die due to lack of sleep. I wish for faster download speeds. Tulpas: Melody - Creation Date: October 21st, 2014 Pumpkin - Creation Date: January 2015 my mastodon - my other mastodon We're gonna try to post more often, but you know, no promises or whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jean-luc August 9, 2015 Share August 9, 2015 Granted, your download speed is now 5 exabytes/s (1 billion gigabytes/s). It is suddenly completely saturated by all of the internet suddenly being downloaded to your computer, and then you get arrested for downloading child porn. Also doesn't being dead count as not awake? I wish people's wish granting would make sense. I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffin August 9, 2015 Share August 9, 2015 Granted. They can now see, hear, feel, smell, and taste. I wish my web server would stop going off. Tulpas: Melody - Creation Date: October 21st, 2014 Pumpkin - Creation Date: January 2015 my mastodon - my other mastodon We're gonna try to post more often, but you know, no promises or whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brassow August 15, 2015 Share August 15, 2015 Granted. Now the web page starts JERKING off. Have fun with internet semen. Binary code, in white. 1s and 0s all over you. I wish I could win any bet I make. "Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffin August 15, 2015 Share August 15, 2015 Granted. Every time you win bet, you explode twice, and lose everything you got from the bet. I wish that everyone would die in a fire. Tulpas: Melody - Creation Date: October 21st, 2014 Pumpkin - Creation Date: January 2015 my mastodon - my other mastodon We're gonna try to post more often, but you know, no promises or whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaosukage August 15, 2015 Share August 15, 2015 Granted, everyone feels exactly skin cell spontaneously combust, killing part of them but doing no real harm at all. They then lynch you for your attempted arson/murder. I wish I had a fantastic singing voice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auratic August 16, 2015 Share August 16, 2015 Granted. You are now Red. I wish I could re-feel the feels of the ending of the first Ace Attorney game ;-; brb college Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffin August 16, 2015 Share August 16, 2015 Granted. The only thing you ever experience in life now is the ending of AA, and you feel the feels all the time. The feels become meaningless after a while, almost annoying. You wish for something else in your life, with that wish being broken, and then you end up giving up everything, by ending your own life. I wish medics had more competence. Tulpas: Melody - Creation Date: October 21st, 2014 Pumpkin - Creation Date: January 2015 my mastodon - my other mastodon We're gonna try to post more often, but you know, no promises or whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brassow August 16, 2015 Share August 16, 2015 Granted. They now ubercharge you whenever you need it, but right when you're about to push that cart to the end of the track, dozens of spies backstab you and your medic. And then Gabe Newell took all of your money. The End. I wish I could become a top-level player of CS:GO. "Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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