sub_zero October 4, 2015 Share October 4, 2015 Granted, but when you were breaking his wish, mutant dandelions broke into your house and ate all of your furniture. I wish for those mutant dandelions to become my new army. I'm cooler than absolute zero... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffin October 4, 2015 Share October 4, 2015 Granted, but they decide to overthrow their leader, forcing you to become a slave to them. I wish X11 would start working on my laptop for once. Tulpas: Melody - Creation Date: October 21st, 2014 Pumpkin - Creation Date: January 2015 my mastodon - my other mastodon We're gonna try to post more often, but you know, no promises or whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jean-luc October 4, 2015 Share October 4, 2015 Granted, but now no window manager will work. Every application must be run from a tty, and you have to hope each application manages its own window. I wish I could eat as much of any food as I wanted without it being unhealthy. I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeDude759 October 4, 2015 Share October 4, 2015 Granted. Any unhealthy food you eat immediately becomes salad as soon as it enters your mouth. And it doesn't even have dressing. I wish these god damn clouds would just go away. They've been here for about three days now. "Don't listen to friends when the friend inside you says 'Do this.'" -Gandhi Tulpa Name: Ellie Created: 11/13/13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Actinium October 4, 2015 Share October 4, 2015 Granted, They go away and never come back. When summer comes around, you die of a heat stroke due to lack of shading. I wish my brother would stop spending money on pointless shit. "It's all about synthesis, you don't have to be a real musician. You just synthesize your own reality, synthesize your own talents." -Klayton My Three Mind Horses Haven: Tulpa #1 Created on 10-28-14 Aphelion: Tulpa #2 Created on 2-25-15 Chimera: Self Proclaimed Thoughtform Created on: Can't remember. Sometime around Easter of 2017. Warning: I am a huge nerd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Llama October 4, 2015 Share October 4, 2015 Oooh, I've found one of these on another forum :). Granted, but now he can't STOP using his money on necessities. I wish I had a million dollars... I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffin October 5, 2015 Share October 5, 2015 Granted, but you must wait in line for the million others who have wished for the same thing. I wish for a 100% chance of raining money Tulpas: Melody - Creation Date: October 21st, 2014 Pumpkin - Creation Date: January 2015 my mastodon - my other mastodon We're gonna try to post more often, but you know, no promises or whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quetzal the furdragon October 5, 2015 Share October 5, 2015 It rains large oversized quarters that crush you to death I wish it would rain men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeDude759 October 5, 2015 Share October 5, 2015 Granted. Feminists sue Mother Nature for giving them even more men to deal with. They win the lawsuit and gain control over the weather. Let me clarify that these are Sarkeesian-type feminists. There's absolutely nothing good that can happen as a result of this. I wish I knew who the hell invited Anita to the UN meeting so I can fucking kill them. "Don't listen to friends when the friend inside you says 'Do this.'" -Gandhi Tulpa Name: Ellie Created: 11/13/13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starlightstarbright October 6, 2015 Share October 6, 2015 granted but, now they kill you to keep their identity secret! i wish i had a wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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