T-Storm December 9, 2015 Share December 9, 2015 Granted, but the zebras kill you. I wish I was a Pokemon. my PR my art thread tumblr tulpa log my DA White will talk in this color. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Llama December 9, 2015 Share December 9, 2015 Granted, but you're captured by the most abusive trainer there is and he never releases you. I wish I had the power to alter or take in other people's memories. I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brassow December 10, 2015 Share December 10, 2015 Granted. *Insert Inception blare* Now that's all you see or hear forever, as someone implanted it into your head. I wish I owned a mech suit. "Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Llama December 10, 2015 Share December 10, 2015 Granted, it has super cool action and great to buy your kids for the holiday season. Get this toy mech suit for only 16 easy payments of 29.99$! And if you call now, not only will we give you not one, not two, but seventeen extra mech suits! Call today! I wish I could let go of all my obsessions. I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacquer December 10, 2015 Share December 10, 2015 Granted. You develop acute anhedonia and clinical depression. I wish to wish a wish to wish a wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nachtara December 10, 2015 Share December 10, 2015 Granted. You wish to divide by zero. I wish I could multiply by zero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brassow December 17, 2015 Share December 17, 2015 Granted. Your answer is zero. I wish more people would reply to my ask thread. "Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nachtara December 17, 2015 Share December 17, 2015 Granted, but they're all spammers. I wish for exactly $37.52 in pennies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Llama December 17, 2015 Share December 17, 2015 Granted, but the pennies suddenly grow to the size of a house. I wish for bicycle that never requires maintenance. I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous December 18, 2015 Share December 18, 2015 Granted, but the wheels are rectangular. I wish for a space ship that goes at FTL speeds and doesn't require fuel or maintenance, so that I can go anywhere and everywhere I want in the universe. Greets, AG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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