Paranoid Llama December 20, 2015 Share December 20, 2015 Granted. It takes 1 second less than how long it usually takes. I wish I could be more proactive. I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jean-luc December 20, 2015 Share December 20, 2015 Granted, you take 500mg of Adderal and proceed to start solving world hunger and then die from a heart attack during which you very proactively call 911. I wish bloatware didn't exist. I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Th3 Spratt December 21, 2015 Share December 21, 2015 Bloatware is wiped from existence, however major natural catastrophes hit all main hardware manufacturers sky rocketing the price of storage devices to the point where an average consumer may only afford a couple of MB. I wish i didn't have to use a laptop over Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous December 21, 2015 Share December 21, 2015 Granted. Your laptop breaks, so now you don't have to use it. I wish for a swimming pool full of delicious pasta con spinaci. Greets, AG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nachtara December 21, 2015 Share December 21, 2015 Granted, but it is filled with chlorine, too. Gotta keep the bacteria out! I wish I got 100% on all of my finals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous December 21, 2015 Share December 21, 2015 Granted, but you will, from that point onward, fail at everything and anything you do and want in life. I wish for... j-just a single bowl of delicious, non-chlorine-filled pasta con spinaci... :( Greets, AG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Llama December 21, 2015 Share December 21, 2015 Granted, but the bowl has butter under it so when you take it in your hands you drop it. I wish I was post number #1356 in this thread. I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoneFromHell December 21, 2015 Share December 21, 2015 Granted, you're the number #1356 now. Enjoy your numerical life. I wish for a sword Tulpa: Alice Form: Realistic Humanoid/Demonic Creation She may or may not talk here, depends on her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Llama December 21, 2015 Share December 21, 2015 Granted, you can have string :D. I wish I had super regeneration abilities. I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomethingDire December 21, 2015 Share December 21, 2015 Granted. You turn into a Canadian merc and live the rest of your life miserably; suffering from schizophrenia. I wish to live in the Fallout universe. I'm SomethingDire, and Céleste is my partner in crime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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