Guest Anonymous February 28, 2016 Share February 28, 2016 Granted, but you can't choose the game, and several years of working don't make sense. I wish to be SomethingDire for a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomethingDire February 28, 2016 Share February 28, 2016 Granted. You get to be a freakin' female midget I'm 1.65, mate. Goddammit. who does nothing but contemplate over her obsessions and tries to make a living while trying to get a 2-meter-tall man to talk. You find it to be no fun at all. I wish I had a dog. I'm SomethingDire, and Céleste is my partner in crime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous February 28, 2016 Share February 28, 2016 Granted, but it's the Annoying Dog I wish to be a ninja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomethingDire February 28, 2016 Share February 28, 2016 Granted. You die the second day. I wish this place was more lively. I'm SomethingDire, and Céleste is my partner in crime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaosukage February 28, 2016 Share February 28, 2016 Granted, the dead rise from the ground and shamble around this place, pestering people with their unrelated forum posts. I wish for a magic staff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomethingDire February 28, 2016 Share February 28, 2016 Granted. You get a magic wand. From Hitachi. I'm disgusting, perverted and just an "eew" person in general. I'm so sorry. I wish for a goldfish. I'm SomethingDire, and Céleste is my partner in crime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous February 28, 2016 Share February 28, 2016 Oh my god... Granted, but the goldfish really is a GOLDfish, so it can't swim, and dies. I wish a insane killer dragon that eat humans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomethingDire February 28, 2016 Share February 28, 2016 Oh my god... I'm so sorry! *cries* Granted, but the goldfish really is a GOLDfish, so it can't swim, and dies. I wish a insane killer dragon that eat humans. Granted, but it eats you first. I wish for a nice watch. I'm SomethingDire, and Céleste is my partner in crime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jean-luc February 28, 2016 Share February 28, 2016 Granted, but people notice the watch and CONSTANTLY ask you for the time. I wish I could still be productive with no need to ever sleep. I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomethingDire February 28, 2016 Share February 28, 2016 Granted. But, to make up for the lack of sleep, your body picks up the habit of consuming sugar like crazy. I wish I could pull off wearing heels. I'm SomethingDire, and Céleste is my partner in crime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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