SomethingDire April 15, 2016 Share April 15, 2016 Granted. You can fly anywhere you want to. For once. I wish to not get ill for the rest of my life. I'm SomethingDire, and Céleste is my partner in crime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brassow April 15, 2016 Share April 15, 2016 Granted, but then you become a carrier for the world's most deadly diseases, who are constantly evolving in an attempt to beat you, which is impossible. Everywhere you go, people start dying. It doesn't take long for the government to find out, and they proceed to kidnap you and force you through tests. You die a week later while being dissected alive. I wish for a Gardevoir Bobblehead. "Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LifeInside April 16, 2016 Share April 16, 2016 Granted, but then it comes alive. You don't know why, but it's evil and won't let you sleep. I wish I could travel in time. Currently working on Seren, so that she gets to shut me up frequently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Llama April 16, 2016 Share April 16, 2016 Granted. You go back to the time of the vikings where only the strong live. I wish for an apple. I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous April 16, 2016 Share April 16, 2016 Granted. But it's a poisoned one. I wish two apples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomethingDire April 16, 2016 Share April 16, 2016 Granted. You get two horse apples. I wish the Paranoid Llama had brought the script already. I'm SomethingDire, and Céleste is my partner in crime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous April 16, 2016 Share April 16, 2016 Granted, but the universe is destroyed, so the script is useless. I wish to be fantitiliantastic too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jean-luc April 16, 2016 Share April 16, 2016 Granted, but you're so absolutely fantitiliantastic that you can no longer be awesome. I wish that I was a normal, healthy weight. I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grockstar124 April 18, 2016 Share April 18, 2016 Granted, but everyone you care about is now a(n) anorexic. I wish I was Cthulu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LifeInside April 18, 2016 Share April 18, 2016 Granted, but then Lovecraft comes alive again and writes a story that's so horrible and painful for Cthulhu that makes you wish you hadn't wished that. I wish I could make a wish that you guys weren't able to break. Currently working on Seren, so that she gets to shut me up frequently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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