SomethingDire April 18, 2016 Share April 18, 2016 Granted. Your wishes are unbreakable. Your neck isn't. I snap it in half. I wish I wasn't an only child. I'm SomethingDire, and Céleste is my partner in crime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LifeInside April 18, 2016 Share April 18, 2016 Granted, but your siblings are way too mean and you end up killing them and, afterwards, in prison. I wish I could afford to buy Noel Gallagher's acoustic guitar. Currently working on Seren, so that she gets to shut me up frequently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jean-luc April 18, 2016 Share April 18, 2016 Granted, but you now live a life of huge debt and poverty. I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomethingDire April 18, 2016 Share April 18, 2016 You forgot to make a wish. I'm SomethingDire, and Céleste is my partner in crime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jean-luc April 18, 2016 Share April 18, 2016 I wish i wouldnt forget to make a wish. I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brassow April 18, 2016 Share April 18, 2016 Granted. However, your wish angers the Russian leader Vladimir Putin, and soon the Spetsnaz bust down your door and shoots you. I wish you would do your longpost wish breaking that's a month late. "Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jean-luc April 18, 2016 Share April 18, 2016 Granted, but it's rushed and horrible because it was not subject to TLC. Also you say 'late' but there was never a deadline. Also writers block gah. I wish I didn't have writers block. I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Llama April 18, 2016 Share April 18, 2016 Granted, but you get limited to only 400 words per post. I wish there was really a wall around the United States. I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brassow April 18, 2016 Share April 18, 2016 Granted, but you get limited to only 400 words per post. I wish there was really a wall around the United States. Granted, but now the US has communism in a similar manner to West Berlin. All rights are taken except shitposting on the internet. I wish for a potato. "Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grockstar124 April 19, 2016 Share April 19, 2016 Granted, but it is infected with potato blight, which is infected with the septicemic plague. I wish I had a cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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