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Granted, everyone dies of laughter the instant they look at you.

 

I wish I never got smelly and didn't need to take showers.

I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc

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Granted, you cuddle with 5 different people every second for the rest of your life. Everything becomes a blur.

 

This doesn't even factor in new babies that are born.

 

I wish people did the calculations to realize this wish was broken before I even got here.

I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc

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Granted. People are funnier, but you become pretty boring.

 

I wish I could have today as much experience as I will in thirty years.

Currently working on Seren, so that she gets to shut me up frequently.

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Granted. However, tomorrow you have no experience. You must relearn how to speak, walk, and operate as a human being.

I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc

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