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Granted! Instead, you now have crippling depression.

 

I wish I was the most handsome man on earth.

 

I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me.

 

 

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You already are. You're a llama. No catch.

 

I wish to have friends!

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Granted, Lyra and Piano are your friends.

 

I wish to be a god at any video game in the world.

 

I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me.

 

 

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Granted, now all videogames are boring for you. Everyone assumes you're cheating.

 

I wish medicine didn't have side effects.

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Granted, now everyone is literally selfless, and the human race dies out as people die protecting other people from things using themselves as meatshields, and the person they're trying to protect fights to be the protector instead of the protected. Everyone stops eating to make sure there's enough food for everyone else. People violently try to force-feed eachother.

 

People on planes form into large human piles, with the people on the outside trying to protect the people on the inside (in case of a crash), and the people on the inside are always trying to crawl outside.

 

And uh, other bad stuff, I dunno.

 

I wish I could think of more bad stuff.

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Granted, they now make use of this ability by assaulting helpless humans from above and claw their faces.

 

I wish I was my own separate physical being.

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You can selectively forget things, but every memory you forget is made into an episode on a show that everyone you know watches. All your friends are so disgusted by you that they leave you and you're still stuck with those memories until you have no friends and kill yourself.

 

Just to be more sadistic, you have a vivid nightmare about the thing you forget that night.

 

I want... um... a pocket sized fluffy red panda.

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