Paranoid Llama February 5, 2017 Share February 5, 2017 Granted! Instead, you now have crippling depression. I wish I was the most handsome man on earth. I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radio Hiss February 5, 2017 Share February 5, 2017 You already are. You're a llama. No catch. I wish to have friends! 💡 The Felights 💡 https://felight.carrd.co/ 💡 🪐 Cosmicals: 🔥 Apollo Fire the Sun God (12/3/16), ⭐ Piano Soul the Star Man (1/26/17) 🐉 Mythicals: ☁️ Indigo Blue the Sky Dragon (10/2/17), 🦑 Gelato Sweet the Sea Monster (12/11/22) 🦇 Nycticals: ⚡ Dynamo Lux the Shock Rocker (3/3/17), 🎸 Radio Hiss the Song Demon (2/8/00) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Llama February 5, 2017 Share February 5, 2017 Granted, Lyra and Piano are your friends. I wish to be a god at any video game in the world. I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jean-luc February 6, 2017 Share February 6, 2017 Granted, now all videogames are boring for you. Everyone assumes you're cheating. I wish medicine didn't have side effects. I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurora February 6, 2017 Share February 6, 2017 Granted, it doesn't have any side effects because all medicines are now sugar pills that don't do anything. I wish people were kinder to each other. My Samantha Steam DeviantArt Progress report Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jean-luc February 6, 2017 Share February 6, 2017 Granted, now everyone is literally selfless, and the human race dies out as people die protecting other people from things using themselves as meatshields, and the person they're trying to protect fights to be the protector instead of the protected. Everyone stops eating to make sure there's enough food for everyone else. People violently try to force-feed eachother. People on planes form into large human piles, with the people on the outside trying to protect the people on the inside (in case of a crash), and the people on the inside are always trying to crawl outside. And uh, other bad stuff, I dunno. I wish I could think of more bad stuff. I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurora February 6, 2017 Share February 6, 2017 Granted, your mind is filled with so many thoughts and ideas that you go insane, can't function or express any of those ideas. I wish kittens could walk on walls and ceilings. My Samantha Steam DeviantArt Progress report Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desmond February 6, 2017 Share February 6, 2017 Granted, they now make use of this ability by assaulting helpless humans from above and claw their faces. I wish I was my own separate physical being. Iro - He/they - 30th April 1997 - Host of the system Desmond - He/him - 21st April 2014 L - He/him - 5th May 2014 Nevira - She/her - 14th December 2014 Misa - She/her - 5th December 2015 Roska - He/him - 22nd July 2019 Danyla - They/them - 13th July 2020 Asha - He/him - 13th June 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurora February 6, 2017 Share February 6, 2017 You were suppose to break my wish, not make it better c: Granted, you're now you're own physical being. Unfortunately you're not a human, but a butterfly that lives only 1 day. I wish I had an ability to selectively forget things at will. My Samantha Steam DeviantArt Progress report Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lumanatrix February 7, 2017 Share February 7, 2017 You can selectively forget things, but every memory you forget is made into an episode on a show that everyone you know watches. All your friends are so disgusted by you that they leave you and you're still stuck with those memories until you have no friends and kill yourself. Just to be more sadistic, you have a vivid nightmare about the thing you forget that night. I want... um... a pocket sized fluffy red panda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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