Raymond March 22, 2017 Share March 22, 2017 Granted, but the things included in being easier is your ass getting rejected. I wish I had a badass motorcycle. If I had a nickel for every time someone called me gay... It'd go to my host because I don't care enough to collect it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Llama March 22, 2017 Share March 22, 2017 Ramble? I assume that means it can talk. I sell it for millions of dollars to some rich brony and get the ez life. Granted. You can now breathe one billionth of a second faster, so now it's easier to breathe. And since you said "some" things, your average internet speed increased in JUST the slightest, so it's easier to screw around on the internet. EDIT: Granted but it's the weakest and least stable motorcyle in the world and it just completely breaks after a mile. I wish to own the super rare/expensive skin in league of legends on my main account. Free of charge, have it arrive to my account instantaneously, and the company already complies and is okay with the idea of me getting it for free so they don't ban me or anything. I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tulpa001 March 22, 2017 Share March 22, 2017 Granted. But everyone has it, since it happened as a result of a programming error that gave everyone access, and the company doesn't want to bother fixing the problem. I want a refund for my purchase of a defective talking pony that is nothing like I expected. Host comments in italics. Tulpa's log. Tulpa's guide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Llama March 22, 2017 Share March 22, 2017 Granted, but you get another one that's even WORSE. I wish for this thread to end. I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jean-luc March 22, 2017 Share March 22, 2017 :O Granted, but another starts immediately where the old thread left off. I wish you wouldn't wish for such things. I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Llama March 22, 2017 Share March 22, 2017 Granted, but instead I wish for you to die. I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tulpa001 March 22, 2017 Share March 22, 2017 Granted. But it turns out jean-luc is one of those immortals from that cheesy Highlander series from the eighties. And he comes looking for you in revenge. I wish for more positivity in this thread. Host comments in italics. Tulpa's log. Tulpa's guide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctorfoxwolf March 22, 2017 Share March 22, 2017 Granted, but the sudden appearance of unbound protons in whatever the fuck this thread database this thread is born in turns the whole thing to a cloud of hydrogen atoms. I wish for a working computer. Doc: Childhood friend turned servitor gone rogue turned host who's bad at feeling emotions. Meti: Overly lewd Tupper. CT, who is also called Jeremy: Original personality whose default emotion is anger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Llama March 23, 2017 Share March 23, 2017 Granted, but it costs you your soul. I wish for a Twix bar. I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tulpa001 March 23, 2017 Share March 23, 2017 You get a right Twix bar. The left Twix people see this as a partisan gesture and come after you with torches and pitchforks. I wish for a glass of water. Host comments in italics. Tulpa's log. Tulpa's guide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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