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Wish granted, go outside in a few weeks.

 

Wish Avatar 2,3 & 4 were already released.

 

They are released, but they are all bad and you are mauled to death by an angry, yet playful, bear.

 

Still wish for brocolii.

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What did the movie show to that bear

 

You get so much brocoli you die.

 

Wish for my bird to be a gryphon that obeys me.

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Beacuse the bear was angry that they were all bad.

 

Your bird becomes a beautiful talking gryphon, but the zoning laws in your area dissallow that type of creature.  You must move to a bad part of town.

 

I wish for platinum, lots of platinum.

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It obeys you, but it is too heavy to fly and has trouble breathing for the same reason, it also requires a very large amount of meat and space to roam. If you try to support it it will drive you into poverty

 

I wish that I could have lucid dreams whenever I wanted

I have a tulpa named Miela who I love very much.

 

 
"People put quotes in their signatures, right?"

-Me

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Hence the bad part of town again.

 

Granted, but... they're all lucid nightmares, you are chased by a talking griphon in a bad part of town every night.

 

I wish for longer battey life in my phone.

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Your phones battery lasts for weeks, but that is only because it has lost all functions, including making phone calls

 

I wish I knew the secrets of the universe

I have a tulpa named Miela who I love very much.

 

 
"People put quotes in their signatures, right?"

-Me

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You know everything and get an existential crisis

 

Wish my consciousness could survive after death

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It survives, but there is nothing to do or sense and your tulpa isn't there either, so you are have to experience eternal boredom.

 

I wish I was immortal

I have a tulpa named Miela who I love very much.

 

 
"People put quotes in their signatures, right?"

-Me

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You're immortal but people capture you and torture you forever till the universe dies.

 

I wish it would rain here.

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