Tanaka Kanade March 28, 2019 Share March 28, 2019 I wish I didn't have to watch that video to break someone's wish I'm Uncannyfellow's tulpa. I share his head with my sister Cornelia [Our PR] [Break dem Rules] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest March 28, 2019 Share March 28, 2019 Wish granted. I wish Tanaka's wish isn't granted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanaka Kanade March 29, 2019 Share March 29, 2019 Wish granted. I wish Bear's wish isn't granted I'm Uncannyfellow's tulpa. I share his head with my sister Cornelia [Our PR] [Break dem Rules] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redacted System March 29, 2019 Share March 29, 2019 Granted? I’m confused. I wish I wasn’t confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanaka Kanade April 1, 2019 Share April 1, 2019 You are no longer capable of being confused; as a result, you never seek out clarifying information. This is a huge detriment to both your work and love life I wish I had all the skills-related knowledge I could ever need! I'm Uncannyfellow's tulpa. I share his head with my sister Cornelia [Our PR] [Break dem Rules] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest April 1, 2019 Share April 1, 2019 You do... but... nothing, not even a pencil or a piece of paper makes any sense at all, you know it can be done so much better, everything is just WRONG! DAMNIT DOESN'T ANYONE UNDERSTAND?!?!?! No, they just don't, not like you. I wish I could shape-shift into a bear in meatspace, only, one with a space suit and with rocket boots capable to reach orbit and return safely and shape-shift back. I need to go uh, borrow some satellites, no reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainfall April 1, 2019 Share April 1, 2019 Granted. However, you have bear paws and cannot put on your space suit or rocket boots. You are unable to change back until you complete your journey, and eventually resort to stealing trash to feed yourself. I wish for a pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest April 2, 2019 Share April 2, 2019 Granted, but I steal your leftover crusts and destroy your trashcans for no obvious reason. I wish for a space suit that is designed such that a bear could put it on, and it fits me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainfall April 2, 2019 Share April 2, 2019 Granted, but the suit has no fuel and as you are searching for a gas station, other bears mistake you for a trashcan and destroy your new suit. I wish that I had the ability to turn of my senses of taste and smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanaka Kanade April 2, 2019 Share April 2, 2019 Oh no I can't grant your wish because of a typo!!!! I wish there wasn't a typo in that wish I'm Uncannyfellow's tulpa. I share his head with my sister Cornelia [Our PR] [Break dem Rules] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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