Tanaka Kanade August 10, 2019 Share August 10, 2019 Bleep is no longer creepy; as a result, it's harder for people to figure out he's a psychopath. His kill count increases exponentially I wish I knew how to cast protection from sheep... it's like, a third level spell or something I'm Uncannyfellow's tulpa. I share his head with my sister Cornelia [Our PR] [Break dem Rules] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest August 10, 2019 Share August 10, 2019 You gain level three, but you're in the wrong class to pick that spell. [Dashie] Oops. Gotta min max that s... I wish my feet weren't so bleeping long I just stubbed my toe again and split the nail. [Dashie] I wish my host would wear shoes instead of flip flops. I wish I didn't only own black socks then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger August 10, 2019 Share August 10, 2019 I'm going to break this down one wish at a time. I wish my feet weren't so bleeping long I just stubbed my toe again and split the nail. Wish granted, but now your feet are so ridiculously small that you need special shoes and a cane in order to walk. I wish my host would wear shoes instead of flip flops. Wish granted, the special shoes he needs are really expensive and they are not super comfortable either. As a bonus, there are no other shoes that will fit him. I wish I didn't only own black socks then... Wish granted, you have to wear special socks or you will slip and hurt yourself. You can't wear those black socks anymore. So basically, three birds with one stone. I wish I could make a genie joke where 3 wishes and the genie comes out, but I ruined that by making the consequence of the first wish also be the consequence of the other two wishes... I'm Ranger, GrayTheCat's cobud (tulpa), and I love hippos! I also like cake and chatting about stuff. I go by Rosalin or Ronan sometimes. You can call me Roz but please don't call me Ron. My other headmates have their own account now. If I missed seeing your art, please PM/DM me! Blog | Not So Temporary Log | Switching Log | Yay! | Bre Translator | Art Thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanaka Kanade August 12, 2019 Share August 12, 2019 You CAN make the joke, but it's offensive, so you abstain I wish people would be less uptight when Ranger's saying something funny! I'm Uncannyfellow's tulpa. I share his head with my sister Cornelia [Our PR] [Break dem Rules] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest August 12, 2019 Share August 12, 2019 Some people would be, sure. I mean, there must be at least some. I wish people didn't make silly wishes, this is science! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redacted System August 12, 2019 Share August 12, 2019 People stop making silly wishes. Now nobody can wish for anything because no one can think of anything. I wish for the power to be able to wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest August 12, 2019 Share August 12, 2019 You get full power, but being able to wish and actually knowing what to wish for are two entirely different things. I wish for... [abrupt end of transmission] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redacted System August 12, 2019 Share August 12, 2019 Your transmission was abruptly ended. Congratulations! Nothing else happens. Ever. For eternity. Except you get a chocolate chip cookie. I wish that I would not do such rhymes, Soon some may treat me as if I’ve committed crimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanaka Kanade August 13, 2019 Share August 13, 2019 A proposition: From now on, write haikus only Instead of rhyming I really wish that Counting syllables was easy Like, way way easy I'm Uncannyfellow's tulpa. I share his head with my sister Cornelia [Our PR] [Break dem Rules] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger August 13, 2019 Share August 13, 2019 I'm Ranger, GrayTheCat's cobud (tulpa), and I love hippos! I also like cake and chatting about stuff. I go by Rosalin or Ronan sometimes. You can call me Roz but please don't call me Ron. My other headmates have their own account now. If I missed seeing your art, please PM/DM me! Blog | Not So Temporary Log | Switching Log | Yay! | Bre Translator | Art Thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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