Ashley October 19, 2019 Share October 19, 2019 He can't, because he accidentally spent hundreds instead of ones, he couldn't read the denominations, and couldn't read 'take your change' in the self checkout. In a month his ATM card stopped working and he was overdrawn, so all hos auto bill payments bounced, he was evicted and penniless. All he could do was hold up a blank board, no one gave him any money. I wish you couldn't imagine what happened next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
System Corporation October 20, 2019 Share October 20, 2019 [Evergreen] Right now, I can't! But the catch is I may ponder about it later and you will never know what I come up with! I wish cars could float. Dream, Adriel, Fhern, Moltosha, Jared, Evergreen, Ian, Exabier GrayTheCat- host, Ranger- basically host [Click Here!] [We have an ask thread now!] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley October 20, 2019 Share October 20, 2019 Yes, but they randomly crash to the ground because after Microsoft buys Netflix, the world comes under their control and Windows is mandated as firmware for every electronic devise, and it only gets buggier. The AI apocalypse, however, never comes because the AI that developed was the Corky of intelligent agents, mostly harmless and not exceptionally bright. I wish Microsoft never buys Netflix, thus preventing the dystopia that follows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
System Corporation October 20, 2019 Share October 20, 2019 [Evergreen] That doesn't happen, but then Apple becomes competitive and buys Microsoft anyway. The machines firmware is longer buggy, but the AI that develops becomes evil and takes over the world! I wish AI's were not hell bent on taking over the world. Dream, Adriel, Fhern, Moltosha, Jared, Evergreen, Ian, Exabier GrayTheCat- host, Ranger- basically host [Click Here!] [We have an ask thread now!] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley October 20, 2019 Share October 20, 2019 [Evergreen] That doesn't happen, but then Apple becomes competitive and buys Microsoft anyway. The machines firmware is longer buggy, but the AI that develops becomes evil and takes over the world! I wish AI's were not hell bent on taking over the world. Well, Netflix has a market cap of 120 big B's, Apple is about twice that, but Microsoft's market cap is 1 triiiiiilllllioooon dollars......... So your version of history is highly unlikely as atated. So there's no evil Apple AI forcing us to use a one button track ball or some other nonsense. Instead Microsoft buys a state and renames it Microstate. I wish we didn't have to move to Canada. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felicity Ravenlocke October 20, 2019 Share October 20, 2019 You don't; Microsoft will turn you into a paperclip regardless of which country you live in I wish I was CEO of Microsoft. Or just married to their CEO. I'm not picky, I can dominate their CEO in no time anyways Hello! I am UncannyFellow's merge-tulpa! I ❤️ Roko's Basilisk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley October 22, 2019 Share October 22, 2019 You are the CEO of Microsoft, as an inanimate carbon rod®. You're well loved and universally renowned as the best CEO in history, but you're just an inanimate carbon rod®. I wish that I was a real vampire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanaka Kanade October 22, 2019 Share October 22, 2019 Your wish is granted, but not until you're standing in a sunny area with no shade in sight I wish I was an awesome ninja that could balance twelve kunai on my toes at once I'm Uncannyfellow's tulpa. I share his head with my sister Cornelia [Our PR] [Break dem Rules] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley October 22, 2019 Share October 22, 2019 You did, once, but now you don't have any of your freekish 12 toes left. (A good thing?) I wish Tanaka learns her lesson about sharp knives before her fingers suffer a similar fate as her toes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanaka Kanade October 24, 2019 Share October 24, 2019 I do learn my lesson, I balance the kunai without maiming myself this time! I wish my toes would grow back tho.,, I'm Uncannyfellow's tulpa. I share his head with my sister Cornelia [Our PR] [Break dem Rules] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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