Ashley October 27, 2019 Share October 27, 2019 Only the happiest wish, now puppies and kittens smell like cinnamon toast. As a result the great puppy/kitty run of 2020 was initiated, and a year later shelters are overflowing with less desirable adult versions of said species. *wa-wa-wa-waaaaaaaaa....* I wish that adult pets also smell really good, even when they're dirty. (This won't end well.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matsuri October 27, 2019 Share October 27, 2019 Chocolate dipped adult pets coming right up! I wish dogs weren't allergic to chocolate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley October 27, 2019 Share October 27, 2019 They're not technically allergies, it's just poisonous to them because they can't digest theobromine very well. I believe it's more of a poison, but you didn't wish they wouldn't be poisoned by it, so, they will still die needlessly. I wish chocolate dipping adult pets wasn't a thing anyone ever mentioned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornelia October 28, 2019 Share October 28, 2019 Matsuri splits into two people, so now it's a thing anytwo mentioned ....what? I wish that I lived in a mansion and had servants or something I live in a castle and have two tulpas, Kanade-chan and Uncannyfellow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redacted System October 28, 2019 Share October 28, 2019 [R] You live in a mansion and you have servants. Problem is, our system owns the mansion, your servants are two rats in the corner of your cell, and you’re in our dungeon! I wish I could get a free mansion that isn’t in poor condition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornelia October 28, 2019 Share October 28, 2019 It's free because it's haunted. The ghost that haunts it constantly keeps you up at night and tempts you with video games whenever you try to be productive. Also, it prevents you from signing a lease or a mortgage anywhere else I wish Rouge could sleep through the racket I live in a castle and have two tulpas, Kanade-chan and Uncannyfellow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redacted System October 28, 2019 Share October 28, 2019 [R] I can, but it’s because all of the noise is transferred into our soundproof dungeon, where you’re still trapped. No noise for me, but good luck getting to sleep. I wish people would play the games that I make. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley October 28, 2019 Share October 28, 2019 We do, but then our army of walri suffers heavy losses. I wish walri had better natural resistance to magic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanaka Kanade October 28, 2019 Share October 28, 2019 They do, but they have low resistances to all elemental damage. So magic, really I wish I knew more fire spells... I'm Uncannyfellow's tulpa. I share his head with my sister Cornelia [Our PR] [Break dem Rules] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley October 28, 2019 Share October 28, 2019 You do, completely ineffective against our walri army. I wish we could give them elemental resistances Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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