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You get your wish as a truck one day comes over to your house and dumps its load of black shirts and stripp ties on you while your outside, crushing you to death

 

I wish tulpas became corporeal

"Because sometimes the voices outside your head drive you mad, and the ones inside are keeping you sane."

 

Tulpa: Ansaki, Shade

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Fine, but they instantly rebel against everything that is good and right.

 

I wish I had a coffee mug that never ran out of coffee.

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You get your infinite coffee, but eventually you get addicted and keep drinking until you go into a cardiac arrest and die.

 

I wish i was the best attorney ever.

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Your success causes your peers to doubt your credibility; your career is flushed as they frame you for several legal issues they 'find.'

 

I wish I was the most powerful genie, in the world!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

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Okay you are but your magic is restricted to your masters wishes and that is after they find you. enjoy being stuffed in a lamp and buried in 10 kilometers of arctic ice.

 

My wish is simple one day of peace.

feel free to say something to me even if it is not nice I don't mind.

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Wish granted, because it was smashed to pieces.

 

Wish I had a cute puppy! :3

Tulpa: Adryan Form: Anthro wolf-ish Stage: *sighs loudly*

Age: Looks 17, is actually 1 1/2

“Human beings can always be relied on to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid”

-Dean Koontz

“In the end, I worry that my arrogance shall destroy us all”

-Brandon Sanderson

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Granted. However your wish states that you wish that you wished so that's what you get a lifetime of sorrow brought upon by not outright wishing to be a fish leading suicide by swimming out to sea.

 

I wish to be immune to extreme heat and cold

feel free to say something to me even if it is not nice I don't mind.

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